Scullbonk

Hello!! I am Crow, I use this place to literally get away from people. It resembles what goes on in my head really, it is quite chaotic-ish.

[pangur-and-grim]

this is huge… a three chair event

[redstonedust]

i could never handle being a popular showrunner/writer/creator with a fandom because i know id go read fanfiction about my own characters and have to be physically held back from posting "you guys really think [blorbo] is a top??" on main

[mochiiknight]

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!

[redstonedust]

(badly flirting) babygirl are you an angel from heaven? would you like to become one.

[homunculus-argument]

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

[homunculus-argument]

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

[catgirlwheels]

...how does it taste?

[homunculus-argument]

bad

[writingtoolofdubiousintegrity]

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

[homunculus-argument]

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog

[bimmyjimmy]

bimbow

[kosmogrl]

it’s always that deep #chalant

[littlestpersimmon]

Recent portraits of cats I painted for people :]

[lucydacusgirl]

What am I gonna do with my one wild and precious life omg it can’t be phone in bed forever

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[yourdeerestdeparted]

use as needed

[pinprickvelvet]

shoots frikey with my yuri beam

[sillychillidog]

this twink someone shoot him

[katoros]

inok photoshoot