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Man I just make banger hobbit posts this is awesome. I need to post my stupid shitpost drafts more often
Hmm 💭 I like the look of female dwarves with shorter beards compared to their male counterparts, but I don't wanna take the cowards way out , so now I'm wondering if dwarves as a SPECIES have different rules for their developmental hormones 💭💭 maybe female dwarves just naturally struggle growing hair in general? Even on the tops of their heads? Like estrogen and testosterone swapped their hair growth properties... Many thoughts
Thinking about how Thorin gave Bilbo the mithril shirt that no blade can pierce and then he marched right up that mountain and got pierced by a blade so badly he Died. Oooo I just know that keeps Bilbo up at night
rewatching the hobbit and oh my god the gender envy kili gives me is insane. someone pls sedate me RIGHT NOW😭😭😭😭😭 i can't deal with this rn
LIKE HELLO?????? HE'S SO GENDER
Bombur has so much screentime despite having 0 actual lines to the point that I low-key started headcanoning him as selectively mute without realizing it... When he talks in fics I get surprised
I wanted to draw the LOTR gang as gamer boys 🎮
Dwobbit Frodo musings… also you know that scene in the extended cut of the first hobbit movie where Bofur gets up on elrond’s table and starts singing. So in the book of fellowship of the ring, Frodo gets up on a table amd sings that same song, stating that it was one of Bilbo’s favorites of all the songs he’d written. Which implies that at some point between meeting him and arriving at Rivendell, Bilbo took the time to teach Bofur that song. Which of course translates directly in my mind to them being besties. I need more Bagfur bestfriendisms like yesterday. Bofur is the favorite dwarf uncle(?) cousin(??) rivalled only by fili and kili. Amen.
I love making these - let me know in comments/reblogs where you'd sit! :)
Something I do think is really really funny is that Bilbo has turned into a man with 800 faces due to all the different sources to pick from, but because bagginshield is a uniquely Movie thing, Thorin always looks pretty predictable. I love my salt & pepper "decidedly tall for a dwarf" King Under The Mountain and my ambiguously blonde/brunette/redhead hobbit with brown/green/blue eyes that may or may not have a tail
Theoden said "why should we give aid to those who have abandoned us in the past" and in that moment Gandalf was transported 60 years into the past when a different, significantly shorter King was refusing to engage with the elves of Mirkwood (and he was almost twice as annoyed by it)
Wait ok might try rings of power again cuz I low-key jumped the gun and Completely lost interest when (spoilers) they called the raggedy mystery guy Sauron. Maybe he wasn't actually Sauron and it was just a fluke. A really annoying fluke that I dislike but a fluke nonetheless. Hopefully. Sweats
I will say my teeny tiny nitpick in fan versions of modern thorin is when they give him short hair. Give him his long hair back...
You know the LOTR trilogy is really such an anomaly when you start seriously thinking about it. If they'd released 5 years earlier, the CGI might've been unwatchable. If they'd released 5 years earlier, they wouldn't have had as big of a cultural impact on the internet as they did. If they'd released 10 years later, they would've been swimming in A-list too-pretty actors. 10 years later, and you'd be choking on the CGI every moment.* The fact that the LOTR films exist in their current form, with actors that aren't inhumanly gorgeous and with cgi that feels stylistic but not overbearing, and practical effects that immerse you so well you forget it's a movie in the first place... I don't think it could've been done in any other time period.
*(I love the hobbit movies and they do still use a healthy amount of practical, and I know WHY they went a little more cgi heavy, but it is still a common complaint people have.)
Sorta makes me sad to think we are NEVER getting anything like it again, but at the same time, it does make them really special by comparison...
Don't even talk to me. Mystery guy was decidedly Not gandalf. .......
I realize I haven't seen any rings of power spoilers ever so my mind is buzzing with theories about who all these characters are (I've never read the books so I'm not super familiar with names)
Leading theory on the man from the stars is that he's one of the wizards... LIKELY gandalf but I'm unsure...
I like this mystery man a LOTTT... I really hope he's gandalf I'll be really sad if he turns evil or something
I realize I haven't seen any rings of power spoilers ever so my mind is buzzing with theories about who all these characters are (I've never read the books so I'm not super familiar with names)
Leading theory on the man from the stars is that he's one of the wizards... LIKELY gandalf but I'm unsure...
Started watching rings of power on a whim. Disappointed by the lack of dwarves so far (only one episode in)
DWARVES SPOTTED!! A little disappointed by the lack of bearded dwarrowdams.. but otherwise WOOHOOO IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN YAYY