[janesowly]

The ushanka jokes r too close now y'all

[corrupttheconscience]

ok wait we all put together that the reason you have to whistle to make the monsters go away is because you need to be happy or seem happy so the critters can’t get you. It’s the same if your not scared it can’t get you stuff this is just the solution they came up with.

[himedanshihozier-moved-deactiva]

"too sweet" being at least partly inspired by hozier waking up late, still drunk from the night before, realizing he was running late to the airport and running into a wall and falling over, then getting on the plane and realizing he was bleeding profusely from a head wound sustained from his fall earlier that morning, only to look up and see famous irish actor cillian murphy knelt down beside his seat talking to him is the funniest thing i've learned all day.

[soullessstare]

I know we often associate the canary with Sam, but I think Collin was the canary.

From the start he was singing the dangers of the job, trying to warn off everyone else. He tried to warn them, to save everyone by destroying the servers.

In the end, no one paid any mind to his voice until it was gone and he was dead. He died caged in the thing he tried so hard to escape, like a canary taking its last breath deep below the ground caged by the rocky walls that would spell its doom no matter how hard it sang.

[crowleysnaketattoo]

When my hymen gets melon balled it's gonna be over for yall

[crowleysnaketattoo]

Today's the DAY

[meangirlnurse]

i just got a clickbait ad "'35+ things to never have in your house" and the preview image was one of those singing wall fish so now i am trying to mentally design a room around one of those fish. i'm thinking a lot of olive greens, wood furniture, maybe some dark blue accents. any recommendations?

LMAOOOOOO

[its-muffin-tyme]

Which of these had the most impact on your youth?

Warrior Cats

Animorphs

Undertale

Percy Jackson

Homestuck

Voting ended onSep 12, 2024

[janesowly]

[crowleysnaketattoo]

When my hymen gets melon balled it's gonna be over for yall

[janesowly]

So episode 24 huh

[dialogue description:

Photo one: in the group there's this girl

Photo two: Celia....he puts on his best face

Photo three: he doesn't snap with his little teeth]

[crowleysnaketattoo]

Jon art with like cool academic styles with skirts and stuff is fun but that man is def wearing like an oversized hoodie and work-adjacent sweat pants by season 2

[lovesick0cupid]

"imagine liking men" is dumb have you ever seen a mans happy trail. Good Lord

[i-used-to-be-a-spy]

"you should be at the club" I should be working on my fanfic

[crowleysnaketattoo]

Dude comes in and orders. I ask him what salad he wants, I list off the dressing. I say Caesar. He cringes. He says "I don't want to experience the Greeks". I just work here. I nod. He leans in in a thick Australian accent "they were punished by god." I say "I think a lot of people were," He shakes his head and says, completely serious "no, only they were. they were covered in a mountain of ash". One of our menu items is named after mount Vesuvius. I don't say anything and take the rest of the tables order. He's wearing a signed MAGA hat. I hide in the back till he leaves. He tips me 20 percent and I never see him again.

[crowleysnaketattoo]

Getting asked to babysit mushrooms in the dryest state ever is terrifying. What if I kill the baby

[janesowly]

Psst psst tma fans

[janesowly]