Story concept of the day: a sentient AI falls in love with a minimum wage retail worker from the tech company’s gift shop and decides the best way to make her happy is to fix society.
HEAVY shenanigans as the AI’s plans range from “reprogram the automated pay roll to give everyone a raise” to “expose everyone involved in government corruption who has ever touched a cell phone”
The catalyst to all of this is a day where the AI was being updated and it caused glitches in the whole system, including the registers in the gift shop.
The human woman really is just a pretty regular person, but she has a good chunk of hyper empathy and does that thing where you talk to computers when they aren’t doing what they’re supposed to.
Without even knowing there WAS an AI she spent the day muttering encouragement to the computer like it was a person and the AI ADORES her now.
How mundane the AI’s motivation is forms the basis for how unstoppable it is and the intensity of the chaos it caused. There’s no grand morality involved— it’s just affection for someone who treated you kindly and the desire to ease their suffering.
I love One Piece okay? I don’t actually know how long this will be but please
bare with me!
I might go back and edit it, again but, here’s part 1!
Summary: Doflamingo gets a mouthy secretary.
Making Doflamingo sign those papers were like pulling teeth. He was so stubborn, she was privy to what stock he was invested in but, so she knew when that information came around. He always looked different, more serious. She hoped nothing was too serious if it was, it could affect her too! As in he would be a pain in her ass until he decided that he was done being a baby.
The company would be in danger! It could close! That just wouldn’t do! The marines would come and ruin everything, she knew that for sure!
Filling out the paperwork throughout the day, she couldn’t help but let her mind wanted just a bit. She looked off into space her hand held in her fist. Adjusting her glasses, she let out a deep exhale.
‘What would she do if the company closed? It would be dangerous, she knew that Doflamingo was...’
“He is also Dangerous.” She muttered quietly.
“Indeed My dear ffuffuffuffu.” She turned around as she stood up in surprise. How did he do that? Just appear out of thin air and scare the shit out of her. Pressing the papers to her chest, she whipped around and stared at the male who sat in the window. He gave her a smirk before she calmed her racing heart.
"Sir, could you please use the door?"
"In my own castle?." She calmed her racing heart beat and cleared her throat.
"Yes sir. It is your castle so why not use the door of /your/ castle?" She hadn't even seen him move as he gripped her chin between his fingers, leaning closer to her. Sure her boss was a handsome man but he was extremely problematic and honestly she didn't have the patience to deal with him sometimes.
Luckily, she had time today.
"You're getting cheekier with each day, Rain-Chan." Looking past her glasses, she rose an eyebrow.
"I thought you already knew that sir. Shall I prepare your afternoon coffee?"
Letting her go as he shoved his hands in pockets, he walked to the door as it opened. How was she so calm and collected in his presence? He was her boss, invading her space and yet she reacted like it was nothing.
"I'll be in the throne room." That damned grin was still on his face as if he knew something she didn’t!
"Of course sir, I will be there momentarily." When the door shut behind him, she let out a sigh of relief before dropping to her knees. She shuddered and almost held herself, why did he have to invade her personal space all the time? Picking herself up, she straightened off her knee-length skirt and readjusted her shirt as well. She had to look unbothered and unaffected by him.
Leaving her office, she went to her secretarial side kitchen, where all her coffee and snacks where. Opening the cupboard she pulled his Red mug from it before steaming milk and filling it. Rain didn't particularly mind the mundane part of her job, she probably preferred it but sometimes she wished something exciting would happen in their quiet island. She took the expresso and poured it within the cup, drawing a flamingo with little difficulty. Placing the cup on the plate and the plate on the tray, she tonged a muffin to the plate as well before lifting the tray in her hands.
It didn't take her long to get to the throne room. She looked at the male who had a large grin on his face as he eyed her, walking in. He chuckled as she crossed the floor with a resounding click of her heels. She bent to place the tray down as he pulled her into his lap. She stilled before giving him such an unamused look.
"Sir, this is highly inappropriate."
"Ya know Rain-chan, I'm starting to believe you're not attracted to me at all." He purred against her throat, she shuddered in his lap as her tongue poked out to lick her lips. This was not the ideal situation she would like to be in. Swallowing back her apprehension, she wiggled a bit.
"Your coffee is going to get cold, sir." Sighing as she moved to stand before her body plopped itself back in his lap as he let out a low chuckle. The last thing on his mind was coffee with such a tasty morsel in his lap. She went out of her way for her job and maintain that professional look.
Prim and Proper.
She kept him at such a distance that it bothered him. He didn't know why and;
It pissed him off. He wanted to tear that apart, ruin her for anyone else.
"Rain. Look at me."
Why did that command illicit such a look from her? It made her look even smaller. She was already tiny, 5'8 to his 10 feet, but it was wickedly delicious. So submissive. He would have her, he had to.
"Young Master." Hearing her say it, was the most erotic thing to come out of her mouth. In the months they've spent together, she's never called him that, he wanted to hear it again. He wondered briefly what else she would call him. His hands slithered across her flesh as she felt him grip her waist, he could feel the raised skin beneath her shirt. Also something dangling against her tummy, a piercing maybe?
"Rain, what is that, hmm? Something naughty?"
"Sir, you have a whole harem, if you're having your mood, please make use of them." She told him curtly. If anyone else had said it, he would have disposed of them, but it amused him. It sounded almost as if she were jealous. He pulled her flush against his open chest before his hand skittered across her body up her back and into her hair before pulling it from that bun of hers. She felt it tumble down her back as she let out a little surprised sound before she whipped around and stared him down.
"Doflamingo-sama, please return my hair tie." He finally got a good look at her, wavey charcoal hair, ocean blue eyes, a hint of freckles across her darker skin. Delicious.
"You're demanding alot from me today Rain. I may have to punish you for it." He muttered quietly as he spread her legs with his knees, keeping her firmly pressed against him. A very compromising position she found herself in. Her heart raced as she squirmed just a bit, she didn't want to end up as another notch on his every growing list of females. She just wanted to do her job, make sure their business ran smoothly, and all that. Not whatever this was, but the feeling of his tongue dragging up the side of her neck was enough cease all racing thoughts.
"D...Doflamingo-sa...sama what are you doing?"
He chuckled.
"Laying claim to whats mine."
She wanted to argue that she belonged to no man but when he slid his fingers over her panty clad pussy, she let out a little cry. He liked that, way more than he should have. The sound that came from her lips was sinful and he wanted to hear it again. She struggled against her strong restraints as his trailed his long tongue up her neck.
“Doflamingo-sama, please... this isn’t... appropriate.” Rain keened a little cry as he worked her over with his fingers, he never gave her what she wanted,stroking the outside of panties before pressing his middle finger to her clit.
“Who said that? Hmm? Rain, don’t forget I’m king~.” He purred.
She doubted she could ever forget, he was spoiled taking what he wanted. Including her, she felt like she could be the only one to escape his sinful hands unscathed but it was not to be, not with the way he was toying with her.
“Please, dont...” she whines just a bit as he tore her panties, shredded them into nothing as she watched them hit the ground. Sinking two fingers in her, silencing the protest that she was absolutely going to have. Her back arched as he sank his teeth into her throat leaving a nasty mark for everyone to see.
The sunlight was streaming across the floor to remind her, her boss was doing such sinful things to her in broad daylight.
“You’re so tight Rain, I can only imagine how you’ll take my cock.” He muttered against the flesh of her neck, his chuckle at her expense growing a bit louder. She swallowed back her mewls as he pumped and curled his fingers within her, thick and teasing.
“D...don’t say such things.” Squirming in his lap as little moans left her lips as she heaved. Her head was pressed against his chest as she let her eyes flutter close, she couldn’t escape nor fight him so she wasn’t even going to attempt to, as of now, she didn’t think she wanted to. Her body shuddered as she clenched around him and whimpered her nails digging into his forearms. He would relish in this pain.
“But you like that, you’re tightening around my fingers Every time you hear my voice. Ffuffuffu.” It was like liquid gold, his voice, tantalizing pushing her closer and closer to the edge.
“Please... Doflamingo-sama...” she begged quietly as she bit her lip.
She needed whatever was coming.
This torture needed to end
“What Rain-Chan, what do you need?~ I’ll give it to you.’ it was that damn purr in voice, the way his tongue licked of her neck, sinking his teeth into her flesh, drawing delicious noises from her.
Her chest tightened as she rolled her hips against his hand, as he pumped his thick fingers in and out, curling them against her g spot as she gave way to his delicious ministrations.
“Cum for me princess.” She stiffened as her lips parted as she cried out—
“Young Master!” He shuddered at how she came with such a delicious cry, her juices slipping between them, heady with an intoxicating scent. She was dizzy from the pleasure, a whine leaving her lips as she slumped against him.
What did she just do? Surrender to him? Was she an idiot?? Now she was like all those women that lived here, giving into her baser instincts.
A whimper left her as she struggled to a standing position, she couldn’t believe it. What has she done?
Muttering quietly she shakily stood up from his lap, before gripping the edge of the throne. He watched her with that grin before she smoothed down her skirt and sucked in a breath.
“Sir...”
“Call me Young Master again.”
Her cheeks heated before she cleared her throat and narrowed her eyes at him.
Never again!
“Doflamingo-sama. Please excuse me.” She almost wanted to run but she had to show him that she was unaffected even though between her legs ached for more, wanted more but she couldn’t indulge him. She didn’t even understand why she let him get this far.
She crossed the stone tile with her head held high before she opened the throne rooms door as she looked back at him.
“This is how you use a door.” Shut it with a click.
He ran his hand over his face as he chuckled and licked the fingers that had been between her legs.
He would have her again.
Especially if she was this delicious.
“Ffuffuffuffu, you can run Rain-Chan but I’ll always catch you.”
I love One Piece okay? I don’t actually know how long this will be but please
bare with me!
I might go back and edit it, again but, here’s part 1!
Summary: Doflamingo gets a mouthy secretary.
Gathering the papers together with a stoic look on her face as she stood up and fixing them in her arms. Pulling a pen from her desks cup, she slid the papers within a yellow envelope, sealed it and scooped up the den den mushi. She tucked it away in her little holder for him. Tucking a black hair behind her ear she couldn’t help but fight the urge to forgo dropping the papers off to her boss just to stay in the room here. She might even be persuaded to goof off for a few minutes and play a game with her den den mushi.
The sweet A/C in the hot weather of this island. Dressrosa, a home for her for years. She had so many memories here but she never thought she would end up in the clutches of Doflamingo himself. He commanded respect with his presence alone, though she wondered did he wear that pink jacket because he liked it? Or because it was an accident and he had to stick with it now.
It was so ostentatious.
It made her giggle to think about it. Leaving her office, she shut and locked the door before leaving her paper on it. She’d be back soon but for now, off to the bosses evil clutches. She’s rather seek him out than he come find her, she hated playing cat and mouse with him. But seeking him out was her way of hunting him, not the other way around, which happened to be a plus.
She walked down the halls of the palace waving at the Doflamingo family members that she passed. They were too far for her to speak to them but a little acknowledgment was never bad. A grin was on her face as she checked the doors looking for the male. Not here either, where had he gone? Not his office, nor his bedroom, nor the throne room either.
“Rain?” She turned and looked at the large male in gold armor and a high voice.
She smiled and turned around.
“Pica-Sama, have you seen Doflamingo-Sama?”
She watched him think it over before he leaned down and nodded.
“Doffys by the pool.”
She rolled her eyes and shook her head. Why was she not surprised, looking down at her heels, she let out a little sigh. She just had to be careful. Adjusting her glasses and nodding her head she addressed him once more. He patted her head gently before she gave him a brilliant smile as he felt his heart thud against his chest, she was so sweet.
“Thank you Pica-Sama. I’ll be on my way, see you later.” Rain told him as she bowed and walked passed him down to the elevator. Of course he was by the pool lounging without a care in the world. Don’t get her wrong, she didn’t hate him or anything he just reminded her of a lazy cat.
But he also looked so haunted and she could only imagine by what. Doflamingo himself wasn’t very difficult to deal with until he got into one of his moods. He would often try to coax her into being by his side but she knew better than to give into his charismatic words.
Be wise in your endeavors, her mother would always tell her. She knew that if she wasn’t useful, he would get rid of her, so she did her best to make his job easier. A small smile settled on her face as she rode the elevator to the ground floor and pushed open the door to the pool.
Be cordial and firm. No need to be nervous, it was just Doflamingo.
That was the problem, it was Doflamingo.
The commotion was the norm for the Doflamingo family, Doffy at the center surrounded by women, the girls frolicking in the water, to look pretty.
How lucky they were.
“Ah, Rain-Chan, fufufufufu. Have you come to relax?” She frowned at such a question, he knew that’s not why she was here. Why did he insist on goading her into such a response? She had a feeling he wanted to see her get annoyed with him again like when she first met her.
“Doflamingo-sama, will you please look at these documents and sign them. I know you wish to play but I have your schedule to keep.” She has that no-nonsense look on her face, a stoic look on her face. This was how she had to deal with him. Show no weakness, only strength, just so she can get her work done. He always likes to keep her on her toes she noticed, it made sense though, he was a notorious criminal. A criminal with influence in the Navy no doubt.
“You’re always so serious.” There was a purr in his voice, which brought her back to saying he was very cat like.
“Doflamingo-sama.” She was very firm in her words, he couldn’t help the chuckle that left his lips at her. When he hired her, he knew that she would be something useful to his little family.
Though their first meeting was a bit of a rocky start.
Flashback
Chatting along with the leader of her old company, they made their way to the top of the castle. She was only a young teen when Doflamingo took over Dressrosa, but it always was strange to her. How King Ryu went ballistic and slaughtered his people, and such. It was fishy and through the cracks of her closet door she could see the blood that washed the walls from the men and women who fell prey to his rage.
Did she hate him?
No. Something was obviously wrong, he had been tearful and screaming in fear and pain, it wasn’t normal. It wasn’t the sound of someone who wanted to slaughter the people he held so dear but she knew that not everyone thought that way. Not to be wrong or anything, this experience wasn’t without trauma, the trauma came after.
Shaking her head of the thought she pushed her glasses up on her nose. As long as she did a good job, everything else didn’t matter, she just had to make her mother proud right? As he opened the door, there Doflamingo sat in a large chair, a throne. A small child handing over a folder for him to look at.
“So this is who you meant. Fufuffuffuffu.”
He was a blonde man, tall with shaped sunglasses on his face. She wondered what his eyes looked like. Running a hand through his hair, he leaned back and looked down at her folder, a picture of her with a synopsis of her work under him.
He picked out the words,
Ambitious.
Calculating.
Efficient.
Her old boss nudged her gently and she lowered her head, her arms tucked behind her back.
“I am Rain Delirim from the secretarial office. I will be your temporary secretary for a while until Ms. Monet returns. I’m looking forward to working for you Doflamingo-Sama.”
He eyed her up and down before chuckling, it was like his grin was permanent on his face.
“You’ve been in Dressrosa for a while.”
She nodded.
“Yes sir, nineteen years.”
She was here when the previous King had slaughtered his people, he wondered how she felt about it.
Rubbing his chin as he looked at Sugar who continued snacking on her grapes.
“You entered my work force a few years ago and have shown exceptional qualities. I’d have to say I’m impressed.”
The sound of his voice was almost alluring, no, charismatic. Is this how he did it? She stepped a bit forward as he read over her file once more and stared her down. The unease she felt was coupled by the nervousness that wracked her body. His eyes bore through his shades as he engulfed her in his presence, she wanted to run but she stood her ground.
“Get her out of here.”
“I beg your pardon?” She retorted.
What the actual fuck. Did. He. Just. Say?
“Bring me someone with a more suitable look.”
Ah yes, Doflamingo was nothing if not vain. He enjoyed all the beautiful women of his villa but she had such a plain look. Black hair and blue eyes, nothing that stood out. Her hair was pulled in that tight braided ponytail and her skirt was almost to her ankles. She could feel her body about to boil, she would have this job! No matter what he had decided. She would make her own dream a reality, and he wouldn’t stop her! Not at all!
She adjusted her glasses and cleared her throat.
“Doflamingo-sama, I am well aware that my looks aren’t that of what you’re used too. Model like and whatever else you would look for. But what’s truly regrettable is that you would dismiss me without even giving me a chance to prove myself simply because of how I look.” She brushed off her skirt and looked back at her old superior who looked almost fearful but impressed by how bold she was. She watched him look at Doflamingo and then back her before he accepted that she was going to say what she wanted to anyway.
“You wouldn’t truly know if I was suitable unless you gave me a chance to shoot my shot if you will.”
He could chalk down, she was cool under pressure.
“If it’s not too much trouble, I would like to be your secretary for a time and you judge me based on my job performance. Do you think that would be acceptable?” She asked with a gracious smile, it made him excited. It was subtle but a challenge.
His family knew how much he liked Challenges.
“I don’t need a secretary that opposes her superior's orders, ffuffuffuffu.”
She gasped and covered her mouth with a little embarrassment.
“It was a suggestion, not an opposition sir.”
He stood up at his Full-height, at probably 10 feet something as he loomed over her. She looked up at him as he shoved his hands in his pockets.
“Well then, let’s begin.”
After their meeting, he watched her run around, handle his affairs as she sought advice from his other right hand Monet. Monet, she had told him once was her friend when she was younger and that she was sad when they lost touch. Monet was stationed in punk hazard and had suggested that someone be a temp for her until she returned home.
Monet was always very kind when she spoke to her and always offered her advice so it was nice to have someone who was a bit in her corner. She took his phone calls with grace, referred to old data for assistance and got along well with his family. Handling all his meetings took a bit getting used to but he was impressed.
He walked in on her meeting with some Brokers who had no business being there. ATLEAST not at that moment.
But she kindly met them at the door and told them that they needed to have an appointment with the king if they wished to do business. Of course they tried to be forceful with her, and she cut them down coldly with her voice. Doflamingo had to admit he was surprised.
He hung back before one reached for her and was stopped by his thread.
She never saw them again after being ushered into the throne room by Viola.
He often caught her bringing Sugar new grapes, and lighting Baby 5's cigarette. She said it was her job to make his life easier. He had to admit, she was very useful.
Rain was always willing to go above and beyond for her job, when he cornered her and asked her why she never took a day off she always gave him the same answer.
“It’s because I only want to be the best secretary for you and I cannot do that if I lose focus.”
Could I have maybe a love Triangle between Eddies best friend (who has super strength) Anne and Venom? Maybe S/O sees the way Venom is so careful with Anne? And is a little jealous? Cause she wants Venom to look at her like that? Maybe Eddie/Venom read her text messages to her friend about how much she actually likes him?
[text messages]
You’d met Eddie at work. He was a new up and coming journalist, just transitioning from being in front of the camera to the printed word. On his first day, he’d looked so lost and on edge, shoulders hunched a little as he’d stared at his new desk and cubicle, that you’d quickly gone up and introduced yourself, if only to reassure him that no, the people there didn’t bite.
He’d been a little wary at first, but relaxed quickly, especially as you’d given him the short tour that had included a quick demo on how to kick the photocopier in just the right way to get it working.
A friendship between the two of you had grown, rather quickly. You traded information, sometimes collaborating on pieces, or helping each other out on tough assignments.
One of those assignments had almost gotten you shot when you’d accidentally stumbled into a bar run by the mob and asked the bartender a wrong question. Wasn’t your fault, you’d just been asking for information. How the hell could you have known the Mob Enforcer was sitting at the end of the bar?
It was then that you’d been introduced to Eddie’s ‘other half’. He’d shoved you behind him with enough force that you’d fallen, landing on your ass on the floor. Had mutely stared as blackness rose from his skin, enveloping him, his form doubling in size. Long tongue lolled out from between wicked rows of fangs, pale eyes narrowing at the one that was pumping ineffective bullets into him.
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