Crowtatoes

Feathery spuds -everywhere-, man. Personal blog. I'm afraid I suck at remembering to tag, so please be careful. Just my art is available at: art-tatoes.tumblr.com

[minmos]

this reddit post isgoing to make me cry literally let's bask in the sun

[carby]

Roses are red, my favorite season is fall,

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love how Indeed is like

tailored for you! here’s your shortlist of job opportunities that perfectly match your preferences and abilities as an artist with clerical career skills:

-booger farmer (45 miles away)

-astronaut (5 minutes away)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

and neither of them are actually hiring

[cheaphalloweencostume]

like

[cheaphalloweencostume]

cool new slang for organizing your closet “i’m gonna become a sales designer for closet world”

[gaybuttfuckzone]

[anarchohannibalism]

this video sends me every time. the lip syncing. the source material. iconic

[runby2]

I reblogged this one time and someone else who reblogged it from me tagged it with #violence

[digitaldeathx-deactivated202605]

self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️

[jotunnkyn]

It's interesting being into like, everything "witchy" but not believing in magic in the slightest beyond the vague idea that life and the cosmos are themselves, in a way, magical. The sheer unlikelihood that we are a part of the universe experiencing itself is enough for me.

Like, I love collecting rocks but I will laugh if someone says they can "feel the energy" of one. I'll drink the shit out of herbal teas just because I like the taste. Burning candles because they're pretty. No, this "essential oil" will not cure anything at all, but it smells great. Tarot cards and runes can't predict shit but they are great for introspection!

Bones and furs all over my house... because I want to respect and honor every animal who dies around me by using their remains however I can, and often that's as decor.

Make no mistake, I love witchy folks, especially the ones in my life, and I can respect whatever makes them happy, up to and including the beliefs that give me a chuckle now and then, but it's a bit odd being so easily mistaken for one.

[hiiragi7]

Not my usual content, but I made something I wanted to share...

[valtsv]

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

[momoboyds]

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

[thotsandpreyers]

[pyromaniac-cyndaquil]

[hxneyfarm]

Happy pride month specifically to folks on the asexual and aromantic spectrum who oftentimes feel isolated and left out of the conversation. You belong here as much as the rest of us and I hope that you are all loved in a way that is comforting to you.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[zoesupreme]

[herpsandbirds]

can you post gay mallards for pride month ?

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT YOU SICK DELICIOUS FUCK?!?!?!

GAY ASS MALLARDS!!!

photographs by Brocken Inaglory

[ordr]

Thanks for sexualizing peoples trauma fuckhead

anytime

[luntfontanne]

dearly departed fung wah bus may she rest in POWER 🫡 obsessed with ayo's go-to bit in her last press cycle being the great molasses flood and this time around it's the fung wah bus. real bostonian representation 🙂‍↕️

now you gotta pay like $35 for a bus to new york and it STILL will probably break down and leave you stranded at an ihop in connecticut :(

[luntfontanne]

imagine this 💭: open your eyes 🫵 CLOSE 'EM 🙂‍↕️ now open your MENTAL EYE 👁️ right? you are in a BUS DEPOT 🚏🚌 in the DEPTHS of boston chinatown 🏮🌆 you get the opportunity to take a $10-15 💸 bus that will take you to new york 🗽 in UNDER four hours ⏱️ sometimes THREE 🏃💨 it's like the concorde of buses ✈️ this thing's going a hundred miles— BIG bus, too🫸↔️🫷not a small bus 🤏 BIG ol' bus 🙌💪 HUNDRED miles an hour 💯 on the speedway 🛣️ sometimes? catching fire 🔥🧯 don't sit in the back 👈 don't sit in the front 👉 you will hit things 🧳⚠️ and things will hit you 🤕🔨 the bus? might explode 💥💥💥 THAT'S NOT YOUR BUSINESS ✋ your business is GETTING TO NEW YORK 🫡 and then you do :)

[testosteronetwunk]

santa claus after mrs claus sends him a pussy picture from the back.