all the batkids are nepo babies not in the civilian/monetary sense but rather because as batman’s babies they are allowed to do whatever the fuck they want in gotham meanwhile any time any other member of the hero world steps out of line batman comes down on them like a steel hammer on a walnut.
batman will provide a list of rules for the JLA any time they need to work in gotham and the JL will just look between the rules and the group of kids hanging out behind batman like. hold on now.
batman: that’s signal, he can glow and he’s lovely, now take his fucking name out your mouth.
superman: and you said no guns?
batman: yeah absolutely no guns allowed.
dick: *from upstairs* dAAAAAAD I’M GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK HAVE YOU SEEN MY BADGE AND GUN?
batman: *yelling back* I THINK YOU LEFT THEM IN THE OFFICE.
batman: NO PROBLEM SWEETIE HAVE A GOOD DAY AT WORK!
wonder woman: you are against taking human life, are you not?
batman: absolutely and that is non-negotiable. we are not judge jury and executioner.
wonder woman: i see. turn around.
*jason and tim two rooftops over, arguing how best to dispose of the loa assassin corpses they just took down*
batman: i dont see a problem here. those are my sweet boys.
jason, distantly heard from behind: yeah fuck you we’re his sweet boys.
batman: honestly the most important thing is that we serve justice and keep morality intact even when dealing with the toughest cases.
green lantern: damian has a secret prison under the titans tower where he’s been torturing their villains rather than trying to reform them.
batman: he’s so cute and small. my baby.
batman: get out of my city.
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