The Sad Cruel Thing Called Tumblr

I enjoy to read and write. I like coffees and teas. My true love is television shows (Twin Peaks/ Hannibal) and movies. Am I fun? You're goddamn right.

[hayaomiyazaki]

THE PHILADELPHIA STORY (1940) dir. George Cukor

[riddlesdiary]

[cat-memes-only]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand

[markv5]

Еще одно доказательство того, что коты - это жидкость…

[jaoxn]

He help water the plant

[snappysprinkledog]

Step 1: don’t screw it up

Failed step 1

[rainbowwordstrings]

Yahoo kills everything it touches. Why on earth did Verizon buy it

[somecutething]

[drtanner]

That look into the camera at the end, though.

[catchymemes]

A small mildly interesting dump

[daily-garfield]

07/23/83

[marblepebble]

WHAT???? I NEED CONTEXT

[corporateespionage]

Dude there are 6 Garfield strips that explain Garfield is actually an abandoned cat dying alone of starvation in an apartment and all the food and friends are in their head.

[king-of-the-heel-deactivated201]

UR JOKING

[corporateespionage]

[regenerative-farming]

What the fuck

[reddyrabbit]

Incorrect. Jim Davis has gone on record saying that the Halloween strips were a nightmare. This is also supported by OUR Garfield being canonically Garfield’s overall 8th Life.

As told in “Garfield: His 9 Lives”, Garfiled was born behind an Italian Resturant, was caught eating the Lasagna, was placed in the same pet shop as Odie (Who was established as being Garfield’s eternal rival through all his lives), and was adopted by Jon. Garfield will live long enough to see his GrandKittens.

Also, as for Garfield’s amazing powers that you constantly see here and elsewhere?

That’s what God looks like at the beginning of “Garfield: His 9 Lives”.

Garfield is, canonically, an Avatar of God.

[ftagn]

Garfield is an eldritch being, pass it on!

[the-fury-of-a-time-lord]

no really what the fuck

[traegorn]

I always love seeing people react to how insane the Garfield canon is.

[comicstripcritic-deactivated201]

what. What. WHAT. WHHHAAAAAAATTTT?!?!

[tianasweets]

[kreolemami]

best animation of all time don’t @ me bitch

[rednightmare18]

You know when you can just tell the artist/writer behind a scene has actually been in love before, and then again when they really haven’t? This one has.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[cvasquez]

Happy 68th Birthday to the queen of Sci fi.  The one and only Sigourney Weaver. 

[hildawhite-deactivated20200222]

as of October 8th, 2018 she’s 69 now the absolute legend

[eric-coldfire]

Nice.

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

Nice.

[canuckianhawkbi]

Nice.

[zero-galaxy]

Nice.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[brittybat93-deactivated20190208]

Have some Halloween cards from the 1910s and ‘20s

my personal favorite:

[rwood2477]

[saiasus]

[world-of-cats]

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