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@crumbthief
When some porn blog messages me asking if I want a weight loss coach-
i am delightedĀ to inform you of the existence of theĀ Rosefinch,Ā which is a real actualĀ bird that exists!
Low-Calorie No-Bake Brownies
6 small brownies
Calories per brownie: 30 kcal
Ingredients
⢠150 g fat-free Greek yogurt ā 80 kcal
⢠1 medium egg white ā 17 kcal
⢠15 g unsweetened cocoa powder ā 30 kcal
⢠10 g oat flour ā 38 kcal
⢠Zero-calorie sweetener to taste
⢠Pinch of salt
⢠Optional: vanilla extract
Instructions
1. Mix all ingredients into a smooth batter.
2. Line a small container or dish with parchment.
3. Spread batter evenly and press gently.
4. Chill in the fridge 30ā60 minutes until firm.
5. Cut into 6 small brownies and enjoy :3 (heat up when ready to eat)
Imagine being cast in a Lady Gaga concert as Lady Gaga because Lady Gaga wants to do this to Lady Gaga
yall are really into this one huh
some of yall didn't know that Lady Gaga is currently touring a concert that's plot revolves around toxic yuri selfcest and it really shows
š I want to be autumn thinspo š
Kayleb Rae Candrilli, from Water I Wonāt Touch
Belle Delphine is like my ultimate thinsp
Malnourished may challenge
May 1 - 300 cals
May 2 - 200 cals
May 3 - liquid fast
May 4 - 500 cals
May 5 - water fast
May 6 - fruit mono
May 7 - 600 cals
May 8 - omad
May 9 - 700 cals
May 10 - vegetable mono
May 11 - water fast
May 12 - 500 cals
May 13 - 200 cals
May I4 - 800 cals
May 15 - liquid fast
May 16 - metabolism day for those who do it and just water fast day for those who donāt like me
May 17 - 500 cals
May 18 - omad
May 19 - 700 cals
May 20 - 200 cals
May 21 - tea or coffee mono
May 22 - 300 cals
May 23 - omad
May 24 - 800 cals cals
May 25 - liquid fast
May 26 - 200 cals
May 27 - 1000 cals
May 28 - water fast
May 29 - 100 cals
May 30 - Omad
May 31 - liquid fast
Yāall h0es aināt ready for the outfits Iāll wear once I get skinny
The sheer energy. The beauty of this woman. The women hugging in the background. The man in rainbow parachute pants. This whole video is art.
XXI. The World
so annoying when zombie media doesn't call them zombies. ppl were calling that dude that did bath salts and bit someone a zombie and it was just one guy and you're telling me ppl would see hoards of undead cannibals and go "omgg these guys are crazy..they're like freakers or something.."
Tasia M S on Instagram
āI want to speak to a manager,ā the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.
A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of blistering wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, āShe wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!ā before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.
I took in the womanās look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my skull and I growled,
āI am the manager.ā
(part 2)
my favorite work memory from this store will always beĀ āhey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?ā
my life is a joke
[id: a poem. it is titled: āstargazing/for laika the space dog, and for the thousands of poems written for herā. the poem text begins: āit goes like this:Ā / a true story told over and over / it goes like a stray dog / it goes like a race against time / against invention / it goes like a very good girl with a very big job to do / it goes like she was never meant to come back / it goes like a one-way tripĀ / it goes like the scientist taking her home with him the night before, it goes like a proper goodbye / it goes like a story told over and overĀ / to hear people talk now,Ā / it goes like sheās a constellation,Ā / the stuff of legendĀ / it goes like ālook up and you can see her thereā / take a left past the moon / sheās sparkling / sheās static / sheās wagging her tail / sheās playing catch with comets / sheās turning circles on the moon / sheās the happiest girl in the universe / sheās a bedtime story / sheās what stargazingās all about / a thousand artists spin her a happy ending/ a thousand poets wonāt let it end like this / a thousand people have something to say about the dog up there in the night sky/ and it sounds a lot like we love you. we love you. we love you. end poem text. the last three lines are in italics. end id.]
EDIT: my poetry is about love and humanity. these themes mean nothing without love and support of trans women. my poetry is about love and humanity and my love for transness is forever imbued in every word i write.