Edgelord Extraordinaire

Pay no mind to the man behind the curtain. Or do. I'm not your boss.

[chireikiden]

Touhou Koumakyou: New Classic - the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil on Steam

Dodge the barrage, defeat enemies, and brave the Scarlet Mist incident.The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil returns with fresh music and graphics

An official remaster of the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil was announced today, releasing this September. The first time a Touhou game has gotten this treatment, and notably the first time EoSD is available digitally at all (I think). Featuring art and music redone by ZUN, updated gameplay, and notably, inbuilt translations for 10 languages!

Happy to admit that I'm part of the English translation team. Notably the process is still ongoing and the trailer and Steam page use different versions of some text. There's not much else I can say about it at this point, but look forward to it!

[normaloperafan]

Theres an actual English release yet no mention off it on the English direct. . . . .

[niccymarten]

pets u + pets u + pets u + pets u 🖐

[runcibility]

Violence may not solve every problem but dang sometimes it's cathartic.

[sceptixfakemon]

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

[sceptixfakemon]

no no it's fine

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[teaboot]

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

[severeannoyance]

Genuinely, with where it's gotten us, I think we should have been assuming that all along, and that we should keep assuming it into the future.

[targetedknowledge]

[maidthings]

say what you will about john mcafee (and you should.) but that guy could fucking post

[maidthings]

all timer

[maidthings]

[maidthings]

[puckeater]

i was like, mcafee? as in the anti-virus software? and then a cursory glance at his wikipedia page was similar to being punched in the face multiple times

[barkycatbros]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[targetedknowledge]

[footlongdingledong]

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

[ryandidindoom]

adofo think old anubis not missing did can't we back this.

[thickness-protection-program]

"just go to a food pantry"

"get a second job"

"start your own garden"

"stop buying name brand"

"don't get your nails done"

"learn to budget"

"live within your means"

Temporary individualistic fixes will never solve systemic issues! God forbid EVERYONE eats and not just me!!

[foone]

The third weirdest thing about the world of Subnautica is that their escape pod replicators have a "malfunction and only make Markiplier dolls" mode. This has canonically killed at least one person.

[foone]

This isn't a joke.

Subnautica takes place on an alien ocean planet, and you are one of nine survivors of a starship crash. One of the escape pods is found at the bottom of the ocean with only a toy car, baseball cap, and Markiplier doll in it. There's a message left behind by the now-missing (later confirmed dead) original inhabitant who says the fabricator (a device like Star Trek's replicators, which can make anything out of basic materials) is broken and won't make him any survival gear. He tries to get a wetsuit, it gives him a toy car. He tries to make swim fins, he gets a hat. He tries to get it to make anything that'll help him survive just five minutes longer in this hostile alien environment, and he gets Markiplier toys.

[theunsubtleknife]

Sci-fi short stories are so efficient; they take 15 minutes to read and then you think about them for the next 5 years

[bonediggercharleston]

Hey guys, what if *puts the most horrifying mindblowing concept into your head with about 15 pages*

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[spooksier]

passages that make you whisper "oh my god"

[deadelated]

the gay thoughts are back

[mosasadogs]

saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this

[deadelated]

I was literally sitting like this with my guns