oh nostalgia,

they/she, 25, crunchycrispy on ao3!

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

how to escape the terrible fatigue guide

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

escape the terrible fatigue walkthrough no commentary

[driflloon]

antonio berardi ss02

[divorce-enjoyer]

well im fucking the cursed amulet. so mind your business

[divorce-enjoyer]

"isnt that an unhealthy power dynamic" no its a sex thing "arent you and the amulet growing codependent" no its a sex thing "isnt the amulet sucking your life force" no its a sex thing. god forbid people have kinks.

[ghosts-in-the-tv]

1970s/80s jukeboxes

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

they need to invent somewhere where I belong

[lagerloutfic]

why buy the cow | e | chapter one 7.5k | brock boeser/william nylander/joseph woll | hockey rpf

Willy has seen some incredible sights in his time. The Northern Lights. The fjords of Norway. A perfect sunset over the Grand Canyon. Fresh ice on a pond after crisp snowfall. Brock’s face after Willy made him come for the third time in an hour and he cried real tears. A woman in the red light district who could smoke a cigar out of her vagina. But nothing has prepared him for the most perfect pair of tits he has ever seen in his life.

thank you to @crunchycrispy for enabling me to keep things weird with the au of my dreams. no thoughts required, just beautiful jugs ahead.

[gay--dog]

knuckle tattoos that say PUPY DOGY

[bebemoon]

ughhh fine *experiences emotional growth*

[starrynet]

the eyelashes of a man who just got his first career nhl hat trick

[junglejim4322]

What’s crazy is you can just meet someone and have no idea they’re going to change your life forever

[abbaswift]

not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116

[bbael]

*with a dark and evil aura surrounding me* I'm shy

[palatial-monstrosity]

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

[cemeteryxghoul]

whatever (it's eating away at my soul)

[angelicughart]

ur gonna be popular

[3416]

i simply can't stop giffing this beautiful man...

[yb-cringe]

the line between vengeful brutal catharsis and gay sex is very thin so be careful out there