I'm a blogger Dottie A rebel

Pixie dust covered garbage.

[foggy-pc]

[sepublic]

[johnwickfucker]

i wish it was still valid to just tell people you're "retiring for the evening"

company over at your house but someone else who lives with you invited them? gracefully exit by announcing that you're retiring for the evening. tired at a party? about time to retire for the evening. someone asks if you want to do something at night? "oh no thanks, i'm just about to retire for the evening." bring it back please, i need a cool and efficient way to say that i'm tired and want to exit a social situation

[osailorboy]

x

[waitingtorespawn-deactivated202]

i would legit listen to a whole album of ambient music made like this

[theskabouncer]

I want the purrs and mews included

[bizarrelovesquare]

unironically love the phrase “but I’m being so brave about it” because truly, like, what other choice do we have in this wretched existence? what a beautiful way to remind yourself to keep going, even if only out of spite

[k-dhd]

[memewhore]

[a-sweet-pea]

Jokes on you, I’m both of them.

[a-sweet-pea]

And I’m ready for fall!

[latinposeidon]

Sometimes family is a pair of bisexual goths in an open marriage, an ancient baron who fucks them both, a soldier from the Ottoman Empire, one of his 37 reanimated wives who’s been mind controlled, the ghost of one of the goths possessing a doll, a familiar-turned-vampire-killer in a homoerotic relationship with the soldier who kinda wants to murder them all, an unnamed guide who’s fallen in love with everyone, and a musical theatre nerd child that burst out the chest cavity of their old dead roommate. And I think that’s beautiful

[unclefather]

do this

[theseasideblonde-deactivated202]

today’s the only day you can reblog this 💙

[1617]

[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you

[piinfeathers]

"There’s only one rule; pick a partner who knows what he’s doing." ❤️❤️❤️

[intensional]

One day I'll forgive myself for all the years I wasted!!! But today I think I'm going to lay down in my bed and torture myself with it

[arthurrmorgan]

i love you the kids aren’t alright i love you just one yesterday i love you bishop’s knife trick i love you headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet i love you jet pack blues i love you the take over, the break’s over i love you tiffany blews i love you miss missing you i love you heaven’s gate i love you it’s hard to say i do when i don’t i love you america’s suitehearts i love you my songs know what you did in the dark i love you sunshine riptide i love you disloyal order of water buffaloes i love you

[cetitanhasmoved]

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

[cetitanhasmoved]

You7 are doing some Cocomelon shit to me

[modogoblin]

[bisexualwario]

it fucking sucks that i keep having to do this but i have no way out of this for a while. unemployment won't cover this deficit and it's going to be a while before i start actually making money at my new job. i badly need gas money and to feed myself. no clue how i'm paying rent.

p*ypal // c*shapp // v*nmo

y'all have been incredible and i'm praying that i won't ever have to do this again. literally anything helps, even a few bucks, even a reblog. thank you.