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the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun

Lately, I'd rather scroll my mind. It's the only way I can go back in time.

I think about the songs I listened to. Who I talked to. What I talked about with them.

The clothes that I had and wore. It surprises me sometimes. You don't see how different your wardrobe gets.

It's funny how differently I was doing my makeup from my early 20's to me now in my mid 20's. It's like I was allergic to eyebrows when I was 21 xD. Now I realize I'm actually allergic to any eyelid products because it's simply not realistic or practical enough for me. I rub my eyes way too much.

I have 2 Laneige lip products, the Glaze Craze Lip Serums. I really want one of their new JuicePop Box Lip Tints, but I know that I shouldn't buy one until I finish the products I already have.

I only buy body scrubs if I see them on clearance. It's just not something I justify paying full price for. They're a fun treat for spa days, but not a "need." Let alone a "must have."

dragon-in-a-fez

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

queer-as-city-folk

tumblr users are living in a world wholly their own which I can not help but envy

vsingers

new favorite tweet

moonybear

op i hope you know about the guy on r/kitchenconfidential

homunculus-argument

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.

oflline

pukicho

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

luteyandthemermaid

i beg to differ

pukicho

Then Beg

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

pointnclick

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

joshpeck

just truly bonkers how much i love lying down……….like being horizontal? unparalleled

comixextra

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

i-am-a-fish

unlearn shame. then with all the new space in your brain you can learn something cool. like you can learn how to read braille. or you can learn how to make chocolate mousse. you can do anything really

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

and yet

twinkiefairy

I love this because if I were to write a literary novel in the Western cannon that described the image of an apple with a chunk bitten off, any high school English student would tell you it is a Bible reference meant to represent the source of all evil and downfall of humanity and YET

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

that-stone-butch

personalized ads are so funny to me

'hey we've been spying on you and tracking your every move. it's a culmination of state of the art technology and an unprecedented invasion of consumer privacy. a room full of men with made up jobs bent their will toward decades of constructing this system, defending it in court, and tirelessly innovating new ways to aggregate more data about you'

and the end result is

'yeah so uh we saw that you recently bought a car. so here's an ad for that car'

like no i'm good actually. you might be aware that i already have one