"Your honor, my client was simply exercising their right to free speech! None of their posts were statements of intent."
"So when they said 'We should beat everyone in the CIA to death with hammers, I'm not joking, for real'?"
"Youthful irony, your honor."
"And this post saying... 'I need a surveillance state freak to... suck me off... panopticon style?'"
"I don't think we-- what? Really? Um, actually your honor, my client stands by that one."






















