SlimyAlex

Alexander //Alex, Zander, Slime// -he/him - Writer w abysmal spelling, cannot Art or Music -I post weird shit whenever i'm bored

[crxwnedalex]

HAIIIII ✨🍏✨

//Updated Master Post//

Hi, my name's Alexander, most ppl call me Alex or Slime (and sometimes slimy too idk) i'm a silly lil guy on the internet with silly lil thoughts :33

I write fics on ao3, maybe you'll like them!! - ZanderAlex_Questionable

I have an Unvale acc!! (my most active social media rn) :33 - CrxwnedAlex

Neocities! - FR3AK HAZ4RD

Silly old Straw Pages --- Slimy, crxwned (ended up editing this one : )

And my current Page! -- SlimyAlex

Fandoms i'm really into rn-

DCU

FNAF

LMK

DSMP (i can never seem to escape this one yall)

LoliRock

OTGW

Gravity Falls

Other things I like;

early 2000's themes, styles and music

Emmaartly

koispeck

my ocs

anyone else's ocs

Assassin's Creed

Uncharted

Need for Speed

:33

I also really enjoy this guy's content ^

:D

[spongebob-closeups]

[ninjagofan26]

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

[siowdreams]

ive had this queued for exactly one year

[tardigrade-gaming]

Queuing this for next year as I’m writing this

[ask-crow-aus]

HHUVFTYVHGH BN GO AWAY SUMMER

[ageae]

[itzjustm1st]

Throws my 15 year old Hugo design at you

Ignore the hair looking weird please thank you

Edit: um should've specified I guess,,

He's transmasc. He looks like that because he still hasn't fully transitioned.

[solrosethorns]

Vivere 00.

Rules hold the world together. Rules keep things in check. You not cutting in line at school? That's a rule. Not running with scissors is a rule. Laws, are Rules. Laws hold the world together. You break them, you get punished. That's how its supposed to go. This story has been written by none other than I, who holds those punishable for breaking the law.

The laws are simple, don't mess with mortals and their destinies. Unknowns are created when we do. What's an unknown? Someone i cannot see. Someone that can destroy everything built. They must be eliminated. Completely. Every version, it has to be scraped clean. I cannot sway! I cannot change my mind on this.

But I did. And this story, is how I did. And this story, will be published, and you will think this all just a fictional story.

Let me start from the beginning

There are such things as... Guardians. Put in place over time. Not God's. Do not worship us. We stay out of mortal eyes. The Protector of life, the Protector of Death, surely, over time there were many variations of such. The Guardian of Life protects life. He cannot create, or destroy. Destroying goes against his code. He makes sure every living thing is protected. He can heal, but cannot create.

Protector of Death moves souls away from bodies. Guides them to the light. Each Guardian is created when it is needed. And some, can go bad. That's what started this mess. A petty dispute really.

As you read these accounts, please know, I worked with an... acquaintance to write this so that you may read this art.

Now, let's set the scene. We're in a library

The library was endless. Shelves upon shelves, upon shelves. So many bookshelves. The books all looked old and worn out. The library itself seemed elegant, and worn with time. The room was dark, and felt cold. The moment anyone walked in, it felt oppressing. Three figures stood huddled together. One wore a cloak, hiding his face from candlelight. "Is it true then?" A female voice. "If this doesn't stop, we'll be destroyed?" Another voice chimed in, more childish. "... That would be such a shame..." The cloaked figure silenced the two. "I have seen what needs to be done. I cannot promise the future will stay the same when I put this plan in place. Do not, interfere outside of this plan." The two other figures looked at eac other for a moment. "You two may dislike one another, but this is important. You became what you are because the worlds need you." The cloaked figure continued, avoiding a likely fight that would ensue. He grabbed a book off a nearby shelf and opened it. The book was worn, the pages looked as if they were written centuries ago. "...I need you two, to guard this home. This timeline, specifically."

He extended the book, letting them see the image. The words kept scrambling. There was no telling what the future would be.

"There's a girl... a chance she could rise up, and destroy what we are up against. It may not be certain, but if I know this, it won't be long until the other party knows." The book closed loudly. Dust flew off it as it did shut.

The other figure, the slightly glowing man, coughed. The woman dressed in black, tilted her head. "Protect? My duty is for the dead. Not the living. That's his job." She sneered, acting as if the man beside her was beneath her. "Excuse me? My job is fun!" The other man started, about to say more. His mouth opened, but the cloaked figure silenced them. "Enough. None of this goes out to anyone else. Do as you're told. Work together. I would not have you work together if it wasn't life threatening." The cloaked figure took a step back, before turning away

The other man started, about to say more. His mouth opened, but the cloaked figure silenced them. "Enough. None of this goes out to anyone else. Do as you're told. Work together. I would not have you work together if it wasn't life threatening." The cloaked figure took a step back, before turning away, towards the middle of the room. "You know what to do. You know who we're up against. If you do not do as i tell you to, surely, you'd love to join the void?" The cloaked figure's head tilted. This wasn't an empty threat. His tone sent shivers down both of the other two's spines. "Sorry... sir." The man spoke, his head bowed. "I'll protect this place with all that's in me!" The woman scoffed. "Did you not see that it was a little girl? Not a house?" She rolled her eyes. The man beside her bristled. "Enough." The cloaked figure sounded tired of this. "You may leave." He waved his hand. He had another book now. "I want to check in in a few weeks. Until then, see me never." The woman didn't wait a second longer. She dissappeared before the other man could blink. Into the shadows.

When the woman was gone, the other man sighed, before disappearing too.

It was midnight. Outside the weather was clear. A younger girl was wide awake when she should've been sleeping. She suddenly sat up when someone appeared right at the foot of her bed. When she blinked, it was gone. She tilted her head. Suddenly, a fox had climbed through her window. "Mister Fox!" She whispered, happily. He held the plush toy in hjs mouth that she had been missing. The fox had climbed into her bed, dropping the plush, and pulling her blanket over her more, as if telling her to get some rest. The girl hugged her plush owl, and yawned. Maybe she was tired after all? An owl landed on her windowsill. She waved, sleepily. And laid back down. Within a few moments, she was out. Like a light. The fox stepped away, and turned back. He was a man with a slight glowing goldish green color. His hair was green with gold specs throughout. The owl transformed into a woman. Dark black hair, a dress made from the shadows themselves. "...I didn't think she would recognize a fox. Have you been interfering, before the orders?" The woman was sitting at the windowsill, judging the man before her. "...I look after all the living She wandered into the woods weeks ago He readjusted her blanket, and patted the girl's head. "Some children told her to wander out. I had to keep her from falling of a ledge." The woman frowned. "I don't like having escort children. Thank you." She murmur "Was that you thanking me?" The man smirked, grinning at her. She glared at him, not responding. "Whats so special about a little girl?" The woman muttered, coldly. "How should I know? I don't question the orders we are given. Have you seen the void, Morwen?" The man uttered, fear of the void in his tone.

"It's not something to be taken lightly." Morwen snickered at his fear, almost reveling in it. "As fun as this is, someone just died. I must attend to her. You may watch over this girl until I return." Morwen disappeared into the shadows again. The man stood over the girl's bed. His brow furrowed. "I won't let anything happen to you, little one." He uttered, before turning into a fox again. He hopped through the window, and closed it.

He hid in the bushes the rest of the night.

Comments are appreciated !! This is my first work, and first thing I really post on here! I want advice. Is this good? Please don't plagiarize, or steal this story. Thanks.

[oldwww]

Some assorted Welcome gifs from around the old web.

[crxwnedspaghettishome]

ART COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!

Heyo! I'm Alex and my commissions are open!

[Image ID: A colourful full body illustration of my persona Alex alongside Commission pricing ranges.]

Art Examples! (under construction) -

Read more below for Information and contacts! >

Commission Types and Prices

-Headshot (flat or rendered) -$15

-Waist up (flat or rendered) -$20

-Full Body (simple standing pose, coloured or white background) (flat or rendered) -$40

-Illustration (fully rendered, more complex poses, post-production(overlay, glitch and colour filters etc) and includes a complex or patterned/coloured background)-$60

-Full Body Design Sheet (Including full body front view and back view, headshot, colour palette, character items and basic details, no render) -$80

-Additional Design sheet pages for  alternative clothing cost $20 with repurposed front-view drawing. (three alternative clothing options per page) 

Note: For every additional character, the price is multiplied, want three characters in one drawing? thrice the price. Separate drawings are considered separate commissions, so if you commission three drawings, those are three commissions in my queue

Note 2: Fixed prices presented above for optional flat or rendered pieces are for flats, optional render is additional fixed $5.

RULES

1. I am a MINOR, which means NO asking for NSFW/Pornographic art!

(mild blood, smoking or props like knifes or weapons are fine)

2. No haggling prices or rules, I will take bones.

3. I take up to 5 commission pieces a time, If you ask for a comm while i am full you will have to wait until a spot is opened.

4. I have the right to deny any commission if I see fit, you will get a standard reason, but if I say I can't/won't do it, I will not be taking anything but acceptance as an answer.

WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T DO;

Can:

-Humans

-complex poses

-detailed designs

-character angst

-fanart 

-animals or furries (not great but I will try)

-a original design based on your references (I will do my best :3)

-mild blood or weapons (non detailed)

Can't:

-Extreme Perspective

-Shipping (mostly cause i'm not good with multi-character art just yet)

-Fanart from extremely nsfw media (south park, hazbin hotel, helluva boss, media with lots of adult jokes and nsfw-graphic things)

-Realistic drawings or style-copies (I draw in my style only)

So, here's the gist of it;

You decide you want to commission me? Great! All you gotta do is full out my commission form, let's me know the basics of what you want, and if I can accomplish that for you!

If you prefer, you can send the same details as was asked in the form through Email or Discord, but there's a slight chance I will take longer to actually see it.

Commission form: https://tally.so/r/rj0dGR

(COMMISSION FORM DETAILS!-

*Preferred Name-

Pronouns-

*Have you read the rules?-

*Basic Information about your Commission-

*Commission Type: 

Reference or Inspo Pictures: (references are greatly appreciated but not needed once you can properly describe what you want)

)

Once I have reached out or replied to you and agreed to do the commission, I will ask for extra details, more information on the piece, and finialize the payment amount.

You will pay half the agreed upon price upfront before I start the commission. 

I will show you a base sketch for you to see what I have, once we've agreed on it, I will finialize the commission and send a preview, you will pay the rest of the price and only then will I send the full piece.

I take payment via Paypal!

REMINDER!

I will take at least a week or two to complete a single commission, I do have a life. I may occasionally finish it sooner but that does not mean it will always happen.

At most, it will take at maximum, three weeks depending on the commission type and my life at the moment.

The general consensus is that if I do not contact you after a week without an update, message me, I will give updates as regularly as I can.

Remember, I work in queue order. I will ask for the first payment when I reach your commission in the queue, you do not pay until I reach your commission. If you are 4th in queue, you should expect to wait atleast 3 weeks before I can start on your commission.

That's mostly all! You can message me on any platform, not just Email or Discord, but if you have those I'd prefer if you do! If you full out the Tally form instead, I'll message you!

Email: [email protected]

Discord: Crxwned_Alex

Other Platforms:

Instagram - SlimyAlex71

Unvale: crxwnedalex

[crxwnedalex]

*include funny pose image here* yippie

[crxwnedalex]

Item: A Half-blank Notebook Rarity: ⏶ Common

What video game do you most regret not finishing?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

God of War 3, my dad lost the dvd when carrying the ps3 to fix before i could finish playing. :/

[spacekatlatte]

Do y’all think after the baby fever passed, Henry was left in charge of Peter a lot and Peter’s first word ended up being ‘Henry’, but their mother always told Peter it was ‘Mum’? And that Peter’s stuffed bunny was actually Henry’s who gave it to Peter to stop him from crying in his crib and never asked for it back?

[2astralightthestoryteller1]

Linda's right yk

[zinnie-zoloft]

Horrid Henry has for whatever reason developed a modern fandom and is having a renaissance, so here are the British children’s shows I think deserve a proper fandom

Strange Hill High

I’ve seen a few people talking about it so it might also be having a sort of renaissance?

Genuinely hilarious

Canon ADHD representation hell yeah

It’s basically if the twilight zone was inside a British high school

The Sparticle Mystery

Genuinely one of the best non-episodic kids shows I ever watched

I love the world building so much, it’s probably the reason I loved mad max so much when I was older

Young Dracula

Kind of has a fandom but honestly not enough

This is the loving vampires website why aren’t more people loving these vampires?

Robin is me. Robin is all of us.

Wizards Vs Aliens

I mean if that title alone doesn’t immediately get you interested idk what will

Literally what it says on the tin, it’s about wizards fighting aliens who want to feed on their magic

My Parents Are Aliens

This show is so popular they’re still airing it like two whole decades after it ended, yet there’s no modern fandom? Ridiculous

Honestly I just think more people should watch it whether a fandom picks up or not

Probably had a way bigger influence on my absurdist sense of humour than I even realise

Genuinely interesting sci-fi concepts all throughout but my favourite is the shapeshifting house, some kids wanted to live in disney channel houses, I wanted to live here

Looking back I’m realising that I’m basically Trent at this point, I used to wonder why he put up with Mel’s bullshit but now I’m older I get it, I’d also have done whatever a pretty punk girl asked me to as a teenager

[tre-corde]

Are you human?

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Still frames below for better quality!

[linen-lavender]

AO3 is down.

I had fanfiction lined up. Feelings to feel. Emotional damage to willingly walk into.

And now? I’m just sitting here.

Clueless. Unread. Dumb as hell.

What am I supposed to do?? 😭

Talk to people? Go outside??

Nah, I’m refreshing the page like a feral raccoon until it comes back. Don’t look at me.

[alexiswrite]

It'll be ok, they'll all still be there, it can't go on that long, they're working on it, just try to breathe

[crxwnedalex]

THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I CLICKED ON AFIC AND GOT THIS!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHGGGG

[crxwnedalex]

My mum told me last night that if she had known of the name when I was born, I could have been named Azrael, like, a fucking badass angel name?? Are you kidding me? I COULD HAVE BEEN TURBO???

[crxwnedalex]

so happy to get comments on my art blog only to find shameless bots/scammers.

Y'all take me away from this reality, ion wann be innit anymore.

.😭