previously khajiit-dinosaur

everything is queued

[mr-deep-downer]

[werewolfmilfsinc]

Why does weed always make me feel pregnant

[werewolfmilfsinc]

Damnit I need a new weed guy

[mallowmaenad]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “third trimester” 🤰you’ll be glowing with maternal warmth💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just felt the baby kicking

My transgender life partner pacing: the fertility clinic is lying to us

[kittydealer]

u/LunamWolf

[champagnemoon]

body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity

[carewitchproject]

this is truly the best summary of what all of this SHOULD be about

[planefood]

When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

[planefood]

Kamala?

[bogleech]

It's funny when Tumblr screenshots circulate other websites or you show one to someone who's not super online and they think they're supposed to pay attention to the usernames as a part of it so they get really hung up on the fact that a comment comes from a handle like "SloppyMuppetBalls" or "werewolf-smegma-collector." No not that part. That's the normal part. Don't laugh at our dear friend ClownHoleSlurper I'm trying to show you their insightful takes on economics

[raiasintended]

[yorkshirearthurdent]

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

[bviralmedia]

Curious Tiger Chews on Cardboard Tube in His Outdoor Enclosure

[albva]

[tanicappack]

Audio description: many sniffs and grunts and growl/purrs

[nacho-joe-yo-deactivated2022012]

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

[assassinationtipsforladies]

[despazito]

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

[despazito]

[despazito]

they carried a generation

[taurzza]

wip

[ultrafacts]

Here’s a gif of one of his works

(Fact Source) Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[king-monky]

thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji

[lilium-orientalis-deactivated20]

It can happen to the

of us

[dogpuppy]

[thickness-protection-program]

we're in a group project and our task is to design a set of stairs

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Voting ended onMar 10

[wyrmscraft]

Stash!!!!!

I found these in my stash (looking for something else ofc) and immediately wanted to do a Luminous Nine Patch.

Now, now listen.

I know I seem to be making a few of these.

But they turn out gorgeous! How could I not make them?? They’re so easy and fun to do.

[wyrmscraft]

She is on fire!

Look at this thing! I love her! She’s gorgeous!

She’s bold and dramatic and demands attention!

I think this one is one of the best Luminous Nine Patch quilts I’ve done.

I’ll use orange thread to quilt it and put black cuddle on the back, along with black binding. I think that’ll finish her off nicely 💖💖

[wyrmscraft]

I was correct. The black cuddle and binding are just fab with this.

I did actually find a more golden yellow thread called Dessert Sunset that I used instead of orange to quilt with, and I love it.

Man. It looks so good in the sunlight.