The Cry Baby Prince of Ever After

Phoenix | 32 | He/They | Total cutie! Multifandom trash.

[spicymochi]

pick a cartoon puppy to adopt!

[onnaise-blog]

Swallowing glass just to stay pure

[may]

if you put my name and your name together you get mayonnaise also please don’t swallow glass

[wizardarchetypes]

we need another bidoof’s law to refer to the phenomenon where someone says some rude stupid shit in the reblogs of your post and you go to their blog and all their posts are about nature loving you and being kind to each other and cute illustrations about friendship etc. the cognitive dissonance

[canadianwheatpirates]

Fleming's law: the most toxic person you've ever met over-relates to woodland creatures on social media

[chilewithcarnage]

[landsccape]

[ravenfleesfire]

Fictional country: average fantasy

Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre

Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city

Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application

Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[microwavesky]

KAITO Scarf Ribbon

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[sociallyunacceptableart4]

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

[mando-lore]

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

[mando-lore]

[mando-lore]

Give it a day

[alexaloraetheris]

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

From the Wikipedia page on loons

Now with free ready-to-print .png and .tif file

This work is now in the public domain. Knock yourself out <33

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

what's boobies. heheh i'm a visual learner by the way *someone shows me their boobs* jesus christ what the fuck is that

[battletoads]

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[ami-dark]

[savouryballsack]

@robert-smirke-official the Stranger?

[puffychi]

keroppi snacks 🍇🍀

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[dangerousducktape]

Something something Jmart eyepocalypse...

Did I cook guys

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[discoursedrome]

monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat

[gallusrostromegalus]

So a guy I went to middle school with now works in the vatican and according to Cam, the rules on:

Whether you can leave emoji reacts in the groupchat

Whether you can leave regular messages in the groupchat

Whether you can HAVE a groupchat

Whether you can have Electronic Devices

-vary from one silent monastic order to another, but none of them have ever successfully banned "Long trail of increasingly hostile post-it messages on the fridge".

[theterribletenno]

I'm not going to fuck my computer