"Snake tiddies"

Hello and welcome to my wealth of wholesome memes

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[cryhvk]

M O I S T U R I Z E M E

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22

[excima]

18 lol

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6

[bestboimirio-deactivated2018092]

17🤣

[softserving-deactivated20190318]

….45

[solartheninetales]

……….. 31

[cryhvk]

3

[cryhvk]

I have an ask blog for my Pokemon oc!

Go ahead an ask away!

@hybridboii

[or-fi-s]

Commission for @cryhvk

Succubats who live in areas that aren’t safe for them have plenty of hings helping them disguise. For one, they live in a world with furries, so even the horns aren’t a dead giveaway. Mostly as long as they wear clothes (and maybe some contacts that cover the black sclera, or just sunglasses) they could theoretically explain away other traits.

[cryhvk]

I should have reblogged this sooner, this is fantastic!

[cryhvk]

An Important Pizza Public Service Announcement

The 👏 delivery 👏 fee 👏 does 👏 not 👏 count 👏 as 👏 the 👏 drivers 👏 tip

Thank you

[melonmemes]

Getting mugged

[cryhvk]

Getting muggled

[sarroffssinbin]

“Don’t be shy Darling~”

[askvelora]

Hey guys, I’m starting a new alt blog, something I’ve been hinting at for a lil while ;3 

It’s non pokemon, more for general furry/monster art. SFW and NSFW and it’s gonna feature one of my original ocs, Sarroff! He’s a shapeshifting demon and he’s very much into jumping into everyone’s pants. Feel free to send an ask!

The blog is gonna be a bit more casual than here so there’s prolly gonna be more sketching and stuff. Mainly for relaxation and fun~

So if you like that kinda stuff come on by, give a follow and spreading the word helps a ton!

[cryhvk]

WHY CAN'T I LIKE THIS MORE THAN ONCE HOLY COW

[thesevenseraphs]

Redditor crissyronaldo92 finds a neat Overwatch easter egg when you get the “We Ran out of Medals” medal in Iron Banner!

Saladin says:  “DIE DIE DI—*cough cough* Sorry. I’ve been watching too many matches. What time is it? Shaxx. SHAXX!! Are you there? Can you get me a glass of water? Stop yelling, it’s just a question! I’M NOT OLD!“

[cryhvk]

This gives me life omg

[askvelora]

Bich these shoes cost more than your house.

You mean yo shoes that I bought with my unrealistic porn money cuz you too lazy to buy your own binch

[ruk-the-modest-typhlosion]

YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO MATE I’LL DRILL YAH A PINTAH BEFORS YOU GET YOUR FUCKIN SOCKS ON YAH BLEEDIN WEAPON

[askvelora]

MY WHAT

[cryhvk]

I tried looking up what @ruk-the-modest-typhlosion said and i got a whole page of how to drill holes

[cryhvk]

Casper, tell us a bit about yourself!

Well, Im a Delphox/Ninetales hybrid who loves Tai Chi and sushi!

[cryhvk]

SO...CUTE...

Awwwww thanksies!

[askvelora]

Ref commish for @cryhvk of their char, Casper, now sporting a brand new tattoo brought to him by lovely Lexy x3

[cryhvk]

It's gorgeous! Thank you so much!

[yrbff]

[adamjk]

comic sands

[thirstghosting]

This post was grating on my nerves with every pun. And then, then I read the caption. And I closed my eyes, thinking to myself I know I must deserve this hell. Now I know what it’s like for a post to physically pain me.

[cryhvk]

What are you talking about this made my entire year

[askvelora]

Commish for @cryhvk of their char Casper, a delphox/ninetales hybrid :D

[cryhvk]

Thank you! I love it so much!

[barebanner]

Magical

[solartheninetales]

Oh my freaking God.

[cryhvk]

Dangit Mario

[cryhvk]

gregg: what’s your biggest fear

mae: being forgotten.

gregg: damn that’s deep

gregg: mine is the kool aid man but i feel kinda stupid about it now

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Look to your left. The first thing you see is what you would hoard as a dragon.

[transsafeuserboxes]

… a trash can -💐

[tenajrekab]

Plums !

[kc749]

Hair clippers? @rowark-sq I feel like that was meant for you…

[rowark]

Nah you keep the clippers, I’ll be over here hoarding pillows! I’ll have the softest dragon lair!

[soulofsilence]

straws…

so i’ll suck for life i guess

[ussjellyfish-deactivated2018031]

blankets!! (or cats?) Can I horde cats?)

[soulofsilence]

yes but not mine

[guardiansofwolves-deactivated20]

Pillows and blankets. I am 10000% fine with this.

[spottytonguedog]

Water bottles. I guess I’ll never go thirsty!

[jadewolf-writes]

Apparently I’m hoarding border collies.  Send help.

[spottytonguedog]

I’m in my way! I’ll bring the water bottles. Then the collies will never go thirsty either!

[msmeiriona]

Cats. Oh good.

[queenofairandsnarkness]

Tarot cards?

[darlingsweet]

The Narnia wardrobe. I don’t think I really have the space for that…

[vaspider]

Dogs.

[learningtoacceptchange]

GUITARS. ALL THE GUITARS. 

[snowliesred]

Books

[faithful-to-the-last-deactivate]

Journals!

[astralhooligan]

PILLOWS, I GOT PILLOWS

[memelandfill]

Lego. So…. I’m already doing that

[shenzi-hemlock]

mUGS

[john-silver33]

Books.  

[under-the-arch]

same

[toa-banshee-deactivated20171231]

Bionicle sets. I am 100% Okay with this

[under-the-arch]

Lol, farther to my left is my collection of Bionicle parts, all sorted and organized in bins and drawers. 

[mylifeisadisneymoviegonewrong]

White boards. apparently  

[surfeit-of-stoats]

crocheted octopuses…I’m already on my way to doing this… XD 

[spillywolf-deactivated20190920]

Oh my gosh Scribe you’d be an adorable dragon XD

Teddy bears. I am so down with this.

[tiaramaki]

Cans of ginger ale. Heq yea.

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I’m gonna hoard little bottle charm pendants.

[glowin-theshark]

I’d have to hoard my brother… @quirky-middle-child

[quirky-middle-child]

Lol and I’d be hoarding Loveseats. Lot’s and lot’s of loveseats.

[cryhvk]

A hoard of R E E S E S P I E C E S