What can I say?

Manchester, 24, She/her. Here for a good time not a long time 🤪.

[toffeeteapot]

[avalynramsaygames]

The animation on that CD is WILD!

[glowcowboy]

without arts & crafts we are in hell

[segamascott]

[clevercloudpoetry]

Penelope: One kiss, it would not mean anything.

Inner Colin after the kiss:

[mixmioart]

🦇Service Mindset🦇

A look into Charles’ work life.

Don’t be rude to whoever has the midnight shift at McDonalds

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WEBTOONS

[zmpl]

reddit but in the pokemon universe

[jellymonstergrrrl]

Nope (2022) dir. Jordan Peele

[petalpetal]

Artist I Like Series 

Otar Imerlishvili 1970-???? an artist from Tbilisi, Georgia who is known for his whimsical scenes.

[meettt-yaar-deactivated20220827]

When my parents aren't home I face time my friends without earphones

[100493503004422]

I should be less worried about seeming annoying. plenty of people are annoying and they all seem to be doing fine

[spectralsuggestions]

i like the concept of soulmates—not a “you’re destined to meet me, and love me” kind of soulmate, but a “i’d pick you, every time.” kind of soulmate. a “no matter what happens, and what has happened, i want to go through it with you.” kind of soulmate. a “i love you by choice, and you’re a blessing, and i’m going to continue thinking about you this way not because i have to but because i want to.” kind of soulmate. a “you help me rest easy when everything is difficult” kind of soulmate. a “in every possible outcome, i want you there, to share it with me.” kind of soulmate.

[cryingintomycoffee]

I wish I could think a bit less. I’d be so much happier

[ceejles]

oooo

[cryingintomycoffee]

anyways I know I said I did something fucked up and I actually have been continuing to do something fucked up each day since. I feel sort of alive and a bit like my understanding of the world is shifting a lot. but I am quite upset still. and I think it’s been highlighting my gender identity a lot more and that has been really weird. not bad but not necessarily good either. I don’t like that part of this, but the new experience of the world is nice.

no actually let me rephrase. when you are recognised as a woman, and treated differently because of that, it is quite surprising. I would describe myself as a masculine woman and have been treated as such all my life. there hasn’t been any obvious change in me except the fact that I live in a different city and maybe wear slightly different clothes but it feels like people have been identifying me more and more in a feminine way, and it’s slightly uneasy. it’s actually very uneasy but I have been ignoring this feeling but it seems dangerous and not that enjoyable. or not as enjoyable as I’d hoped it to be? idk its also upsetting experiencing something you have never experienced before because of…time lost I think?

[cryingintomycoffee]

I know I complain a lot and also overdramatise a lot but my favourite things a guy has ever said to me was when we were just texting and after a while I asked him what he was up to and he said ‘well I WAS doing my lab report but this is way better’

[tilthat]

TIL the first known case of “dying from laughing” involved the greek man called Chrysippus, who, after giving figs to his donkey, cried out “Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs”, had a fit of laughter afterwards and died.

via reddit.com

[honted]

pretty funny i guess

[pastabot]

had to be there

[llamallover]

Translation is always tricky, but I remember this slightly different:

Figs were an imported delicacy at the time, and the donkey just managed to eat them (without being given any on purpose). Seeing a donkey eating several times their own value in figs, the philosopher looked to his servant who might have been standing there either in shock, despair, or both, and said something along the lines of “Oh don’t just stand there. Get him some (undiluted) wine to wash the figs down with”. With (undiluted) wine also being an expensive drink.

I feel like that context makes it funnier. Basically like standing in front of your burning mansion with a butler, meeting their eyes, and telling them that you still feel a little chilly and ask them if they could put on an extra log or two.

[commandtower-solring-go]

idk what’s funnier, the burning house situation, or being the butler as you watch your master laugh so hard at his own joke that he fully fucking dies.

[letters-toyourheart]

Your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing.

- Fyodor Dostoevsky, Crime and Punishment

[erotomanicpixiedreamgirl]