remember? no.

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[poplockandcroc-deactivated20251]

I think about this image almost everyday

[kushblazer666]

you can smoke weed after sipping cold brew on an empty stomach. there is nothing that that could ever happen to you

[sacred-portal]

[b-yyearns]

we should be more obsessed with shotgunning weed and making out

[c3rvida3]

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

[c3rvida3]

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

[le-panda-chocovore]

Still no homo ?

[c3rvida3]

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

[moosiala-deactivated20250927]

[gayvampyr]

apartment. i’m at my apartment

[junk-thunder]

one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.

[creepish]

can i talk to you in the woods about something

[tchaikovskaya]

[dumini]

Tweets that are stronger than any counseling

[adonischildsupportcase]

[grenadineghost]

*stumbles out of the haunted house covered in hickies*

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

They said it couldn't be done: this gay guy is going to bed early

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Okay fine it couldn't be done

[transfemininomenon]

hey bro let’s do our secret handshake [kisses you right on the lips] 

[ambassadorquark]

my watched pot ass could never boil

[modern-alebrije]

this weed got me talking like a vampire

[modern-alebrije]

i just told my roommate "release me" instead of goodbye after she facetimed me

[modern-alebrije]

smoking that shit that made the monsters high