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@cryptanight
When you realize the human is trying to bathe you. (via tintin45450721)
The damning mew of utter betrayal.
if youâve ever wondered what itâs like to live in the midwest, this is it.Â
You missed some of the best ones
the best part about it is that the art installation isnât actually called the Bean. Itâs called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.
But i mean, look at it. Itâs a bean.
How could you forget this one though
I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR.
someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do?
Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for.
So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, itâs hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and heâs kind of a prick about it.
Art world is not thrilled with that.
Enter Stuart Semple.
Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoorâs dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because itâs awesome, and damn it we deserve something.
Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything.
Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned with âUp yours. #pinkâ
Everyone flips shit, because. Yâknow. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. Heâs a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments.
Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after itâs applied, but glitters like a mofo. Itâs the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isnât Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, itâs going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Sempleâs way of saying âshove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happensâ. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy.
He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide.
Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. Itâs completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, canât be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if youâre not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0.
So I think we can guess who got the better deal.
And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated.
âŚBut not quite.
Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer.
No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi.
The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesnât like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more.
Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own.
So thatâs been the art world for the last two years.
Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack.
You can buy them here
Todayâs Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: The kitchen sink!
You donât have to be grateful that it isnât worse.
read that. read it again, and again, and again. somebody, somewhere, always has it worse than you. there is one person on this planet that has it the worst of all, and that person is NOT the only person allowed to be unhappy with their lot. if things are bad for you, they are bad for you. period.
This goes for trauma as well. A lot of times survivors get trapped in a cycle of minimizing/diminishing their trauma because âother people have it worseâ - but there is no hierarchy of trauma. There is no ranking system for which traumas are âbetterâ or âworse.â Your trauma is valid. Period.
IMPORTANT TRUTHS.
As a therapist, lemme just say: almost every trauma survivor Iâve ever had has at some point said âBut I didnât have it as bad as some peopleâ and then talked about how other types of trauma are worse. Even my most-traumatized, most-abused, most psychologically-injured clients say this.Â
The ones who were cheated on, abandoned, and neglected say this. The ones who were in dangerous accidents/disasters say this. The ones who were horrifyingly sexually abused say this. The ones who were brutally beaten say this. The ones who were psychologically tortured for decades say this. What does that tell you? That one of the typical side-effects of trauma is to make you believe that you are unworthy of care.Â
Donât buy into it, because itâs nonsense. It doesnât matter if someone else had it âworse.â Every person who experiences a trauma deserves to get the attention and care they need to heal from it.Â
âone of the typical side-effects of trauma is to make you believe that you are unworthy of care.â
SO true.
Josie and the Pussycats in âMusical Evolutionâ x
Coolest promo ever created
Real talk though, this is one of the coolest tributes to a classic cartoon with the most interesting animation in it Iâve ever seen, look how wonderful it is.
GO.
WATCH.
THE VIDEO.
Memorized this when I was younger.
the floor is being gay
This is so disrespectful. It should be illegal.
THAT IS A LIE!!!!
Iâm not even from the US and know like three things about US history but I studied genocide at Uni and congrats guys this is genocide denial at its finest
âŚ.I think this is a Canadian textbook? Iâve never heard any textbook in the US refer to Native Americans as âFirst Nationsâ people.
Ah, yes, Snopes has it. Textbook is from Canada.
Which is absolutely not intended to exonerate American textbooks, which have done similar things. However, letâs also not forget that Canada treats their indigenous people the worst of any âdevelopedâ country in the worldâyes, including the US.
AMERICAN HEALTHCARE IN A NUTSHELLÂ
me watching criminal minds: and this is why you donât meet up with weirdos online
me when a mutual who lives across the country says we should meet:
THIS IS IMPORTANT
This message is veterinarian-approved!!!
In case it isnât clear, that is literally the last bone of a catâs toes attached to those claws. If you thought only the claw was being removed during declaw surgery, you are unfortunately mistaken. Itâs an amputation.
Get claw caps instead! They stay on pretty well and your cat can walk around normally. You can take them off whenever you want. This is great for house cats. They donât need their claws for defense but they need them to walk the way we need toes. This keeps them from scratching you or furniture and keeps them happy and healthy. Itâs a win for everyone. Plus your cat will look like it got a kitty manicure.
Reblogging again for the last comment, for anyone who wants to argue about saving their precious furniture. Boom! Problem solved.
I regularly trim my catâs claws because I love him
Theyâre super cheap too!
Not really a cat person, but this is still important.
PLS DONT REMOVE UR CATS TOE BONES
You literally have to reblog this when itâs Christmastime.
itâs that time of year again!
IâVE BEEN WAITING SINCE 12/25/13 TO POST
Its time
âYes, being in a female dominated field, I do know what it means to be marginalized. â
oh
my
god
omg
oh my fucking god
The really ugly part is theyâve actually done multiple sociological studies on this, and guess what the result is? Men in female-dominated fields arenât marginalized at all; they get special treatment and are fast-tracked to the top, getting more credit for their work, faster promotions, and greater pay and benefits than their female colleagues.
Hereâs one study. Hereâs another. And another.
^phenomenon known as the glass escalator
have you ever been around male nursesâŚ.mannnn
Men in female dominated fields are entitled as hell. Donât get it twisted
teaching is a female-dominated field but most principals are male
librarianship is a female-dominated field but most directors are male
Cooking is female dominated but most chefs are males
a large percent of hair stylists are women, Â but most major hair care brands are owned by men
William Shakespeare was a bisexual kid from a town a hundred miles outside London with the equivalent of a high school education who knocked up a 26-year-old out of wedlock when he was 18 and he wrote 37 plays and 154 sonnets that changed the English language and the nature of Western drama and theater and if that isnât an argument against elitism and a culture of constant perfectionism I donât know what is