The Monster-Fucker Carnival...🎪🎠

MINORS DNI!!! He/They + Neos :33 19 Yrs Old! Viewer beware, you're in... for some REALLY faggoty shit.

[cryptic-gooner]

INTRO!~ 🦇👻🪦

Hiiiii, I'm Crypt! Your local cutesy vampire boy with a love for anything sweet & spooky~

I'm 19, transmasc [He/They + Neos...], and VERY gay[?]... women are hot, but I'm deadass scared of them- TwT

I am VERY cringe, and INCREDIBLY hypersexual... so I will posting on here a LOT! That being said - this is, in fact, OBVIOUSLY, a kink/nsft blog!! I'm mostly a bottom, but I CAN be a top when I want to 👀

But you're not here for all that intro talk, are you... so let's get into what the hell I am and am not okay with on here!~ 😋

My Tags:

#cryptic whines - My hot hot sexy sub posts

#cryptic bites - My hot hot sexy dom posts

Preferred Terms:

Anatomy - Cock/Dick/Tcock/Tdick, Cunt/Pussy/Boycunt/Boypussy/Hole, Tits

Sub Nicknames - Vamp, Pet, Bitch, Slut, Whore, Toy/Fucktoy, Doll, Fag/Faggot, etc...

Dom Nicknames - Sir, Master[?], Sire, Lord[?], Daddy [Angel/🦊 ONLY!]

Hot Things + SUPER Hot Things:

Bondage

CNC & Dubcon

Size Difference [I'm 4'10" 😔]

Gooner/Nerd Fetishization...

Overstim & Edging

Impact Play/Spanking

Pain Play

Knifeplay 😵‍💫

Hypnosis & Corruption

Worship

... Pretending to act fancy, but actually being a loser? Is there a name for that??

Clowns, Monsters, Pirates, Robots & Mad Scientists [Strange combo, I know]

Tickling T////T

Power Play

Pet Play

Forcemasc

Man-Handling & Being Pinned

Somno

Dumbification & Objectification

Intox Play

Humiliation

Degradation & Praise

Cucking

Hunting/Being Hunted [IDK THE TERM FOR THIS AGH]

"Hide and Seek"

Nipple Play

Groping

T4T

Tdicks In General...

Free Use & Exhibitionism

Biting [Duh]

Vampires

Princes & Knights

Brat/Brat-Taming

Torture, Stalking & Kidnapping [FICTIONAL.]

Group-Fucking/Gang-Banging

Toys [Vibes ESPECIALLY 💞]

Pu$$y-Eating/C0ck-Sucking

Fearplay

Attention In General <3

My BF & Mutuals /silly

Things I Am NOT Into [in no particular order]:

FEET. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Scat & Piss

Necrophilia & Beastiality [MONSTER-FUCKING IS DIFFERENT. IT IS NOT THE SAME.]

Incest [Faux or NOT]

Sending Nudes [Sorry gang, I have self-image issues 😔]

Ageplay & Pedophilia

Vore [Not my cup of tea]

Forcefem & Detrans/Misgendering

Rape & Gore [I LIKE CNC AND SLASHERS. NOT THE SAME.]

Feeder/Feedee

I will update these... eventually!!

Taken Anons: 🖤, 🦊, 🌕🐺, 💿

[nerviswitch]

Sure, I like teasing you because it makes you feel good and your orgasm will be that much more satisfying when I finally let you get there if I make you at least a little desperate for it first, but I'm mostly teasing you because all those pretty noises it draws out of you are making me wet

[fishboykissesboys]

complimenting me while he's railing me and he asks me to repeat it back to him >>>

"You're such a good boy. say it back."

oh my goddddd mmmmphhhh

[slugpawz]

“Youre such a good boy arent you? Arent you? Awww tell me that youre a good boy” while they tighten their grip on your neck uhghghhhhhh

[silly-feeling]

Naive good natured character who foolishly warns you "Now please be careful, I'm very ticklish" and then is somehow surprised when you proceed to absolutely wreck him

[glitch--daddy]

I hope I'm the mutual that makes you horny

[pwppypokes]

i genuinely thinking someone sitting on me face down, arms pinned behind my back, squeezing the fuck out of my ribs nonstop would fix all my problems

[mewnbuns]

when he’s kissing down your body to eat you out but gets a little too distracted when it comes to mouthing at and playing with your tits

[bbearbutch]

I need nasty switch 4 switch sex until we're both exhausted and cuddling

[posthumousprincessparts]

wdym where's my halo? you don't need a halo to be an angel, and i clearly am look at my beautiful holy wings.. wdym they're covered in soot and brimstone? you can't say mean things like that to an angel like me! they're literally radiant and pretty??? wdym "what about your cartoonish succubus tail?" that's literally my fucking angel... thing.. it's got a heart on the end ur not working with me here wdym wdym

[posthumousprincessparts]

*flutters my wings indignantly in a way that makes my boobs bounce* ur all just jealous of my angel thing

[posthumousprincessparts]

W D Y MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[cryptic-gooner]

@wheretheyfrot teehee :3

[thevoidbunnyx]

Sometimes i just like being a whore. Like yes please ask me for nudes. Tell me how youll use me. ask personal questions about sex and how i like to be fucked. Tell me how much you like seeing me naked or your fantasies. Sometimes i just want to be an pretty object and used.

[ghostofava]

i just want to hear what it sounds like when you jerk off bro. just quickly bro.

[prettyboyth1ng]

“boys go to jupiter to get more stupider” all boys need to do is be locked in chastity for a week or two while getting their daily doses of tgel and their brains start leaking out of their cocks. it’s far more cost-effective and fuel-efficient.

[dontmindlee]

Does anyone wanna spread my legs forcibly with my hands tied and make me take a feathering and fingering while I’m gagged and drooling 🥺

[phallicshaped]

Soo in the mood to edge a boy until he cant think about anything other than the mind numbing pleasure that gets ripped away each time i remind him he’s not allowed to cum.. I want to edge him to the point where he’s literally crying because he wants to cum so bad

[faggydoggie]

putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me

[full-moon-mvtt]

how it feels to be having phone sex and they dirty talk you but their mic cuts out

“fuuckk, you’re such a *{*<€~*~{ aren’t you…”

*vibrator against me at full blast* w-what was that

[greedysadistdaddi]

"It's not kidnapping if you keep cumming on my dick, sweetheart" while fucking you harder

[dollywhismy]

date idea: you masturbate in front of me and beg me to touch you