oozey mess
Cosmic Funnies
if i look back, i am lost
Jules of Nature
NASA
izzy's playlists!
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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YOU ARE THE REASON
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
almost home
roma★
sheepfilms
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Claire Keane
noise dept.
occasionally subtle
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
DEAR READER
Origami Around
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@crypticist
⠀ 「 SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES. 」 Take heed;⠀thou will soon fonder. ⠀MR. MORTE ⸺ any⠀&⠀all, null⠀&⠀void. ⠀ A something’s window–shop into the mortal realm. ⠀ An exploration of the bizarre, the surrealist, ⠀ and all of the malarkey persuasion. ⠀
you think im petting you but actually i a,m takig you away
FOR THE LOVW OF GOD HELP ME
10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
you’re in her dms I’m at the lowest point of my life
poor bastard… looks like the perp slapped his balls clean off
hi! i'm not sure if you made it, but there's an edited page a lot like what you make that i saw a while ago that's like...a super crappy picture of a whale or a shark and i think one of the columns said 'wtf is that/large guy'. i've been trying so hard to find it but i can't 😭 do you know if that's one you made?
My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"
Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after
Salmon male grindset
Please be looking at Yamuel
Here he is.
Please LOOMK
PLEASE
✨Thank you ✨
this is. the little thing that sits in the middle and it looks.
why the fuck did my stupid high brain think the spoons were slugs
oh my god wait theres a dolphin
I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person
Dreams show me the vilest concepts. This was few nights ago, and I can't stop thinking about it
I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.
"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."
In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.
This is funnier than anything I have ever said.
This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.
kissing you on the forehead
with tongue?
with tongue. 🥰
this duck LOVES pink drink
Completely lost in the sauce
i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other
tattoos i mean. i’m not like, taking a couple of invertebrates out on the town
why not
Why not
Why not
