I Don’t Know What I’m Doing

Roy | 24 | any and all pronouns | I’m just here to obsess and use the void for impractical reasons

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[uniformedwater]

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

[dear-julien]

Primadonna worm all i ever wanted was to squirm

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[real-language-facts]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[what-even-is-thiss]

So I don’t play the sims super often so I didn’t know that evil sims can do an “evil workout” which seems to just be a normal workout except sometimes they pause to laugh maniacally.

[redstonedust]

Beep Beep I’m a sheep

you guys need to stop sending me asks without evidence :/ i mean i wanna believe that beep beep you're a sheep but have you even followed all the steps? for all you know meow meow you could be a cow. it's just hard to believe anons these days.

[anarqueeen]

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

[megamindsupremacy]

surely this is a sign that there’s nothing in particular wrong with the atmosphere right now

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[zoazoaa]

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

[hollanovulation]

love when i see something for me #mebait

[talestobetold]

me bait.

[blorbo-posting]

[flowersinoctober]

what is stranger things about?

[destinysfosterchild]

how three American teen boys somehow have a 900 dollar lace front in their costume trunk and it is laid mama

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

at a cafe overheard someone say (loudly) "EVERYONE CHEATS" and perked up my ears bc hey free relationship drama.

turned out she was talking about filing taxes. i hold you in significant esteem ma'am

[welshrarebit]

I feel like this is a good time to verify that claim by mentioning that my great grandmother sewed items into the lining of her car when she and my great grandfather moved from Ireland to England because she didn't want to declare and thus pay tax on them. Her husband was very high up in HMRC and was basically the tax man (he was very unimpressed with her for this).

So yes even the tax man's wife cheats on taxes ^^

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

absolute GGILF material

[fauxtasm]

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine