[shitpostinguniverse]

[yupthatexists]

[svsie]

ok it kinda looks like shit tho

[immortalloverodd]

I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

[theapatheticstag]

I just had a fucking stroke

[rosemehdee]

put in the tags the accessory that you (almost) always wear 

[animatedtext]

requested by ddaenglu

[cloudbusting85]

♡ roses are red ♡ ♡ violets are blue ♡ ♡ lmaooooooo ♡ ♡ truuuuuuuuu ♡

[klaw]

the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

[pointlesslypointing]

[killue]

im about to say fuck it and leave this realm

[420yearold]

Fab 5 when working with a women: you just need to realize how beautiful you are and start taking care of yourself like you take care of others!

Fab 5 when working with a man: please use your shower PLEASE use your

[spritesucks]

when the gym teacher tells you to stop picking the grass

[fueled-by-nightcore]

This is so mundane yet specific at the same time

[allthelovetotheninenine]

All the love to the Nine-Nine ♡

[theweirdwideweb]

[bittern]

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

[sillydodobird]

[renamonkalou]

[looky--loo-blog]

zeadsdead

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

i just love the idea of an oddly specific curse that isn’t even harmful

[pwesident]

curse where on tuesdays you can’t say the word tuesday