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my beautiful pet dirt (millipede tank)

they're so cuties but I never see them (nocturnal) (I keep them at my office) (they could live for seven years and I might never see them) (I just like knowing they are in there)

crabussy

is it okay for a man to have a bob..........

crabussy

okay but he did a lot of things now didn't he. he turned that poor girl into a blue berries

crabussy

also are we sure that's a man. there could be estrogen in the chocolate (imagines willy wonka as a beautiful and frightening woman) you know I think I could forgive anyone for turning a child blue and spherical

crabussy

peer reviewed by someone who is on a first name basis with willy wonka. I win at posts

crapussy

Hi there! Top 3 sexiest bikes if possible. I always wondered.......

okie!!!

no. 1, firefighter bike. love an object in uniform ❤️

no. 2, cargo bike! this one specifically is a yuba fastrack, i love how shapely she is 🩵

and lastly but not leastly, the humble treadle! this gal is from the early 1900's, when people were figuring out the best shape for a bike. an oldie but a classic.

the tumblr preview is cropping her horribly but i'm going to ignore that and believe she will be shown in her full beauty when it's posted. please.

crabussy

FUCK. FUCK. SAW THE FIRST IMAGE IN THE 'RECOMMENDED BLOGS' TAB WHILE SCROLLING and my VERY first thought was "wowie that's a good looking bike" AND THEN I SAW THE USERNAME. UNREAL

roaldamundsen

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

roaldamundsen

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roaldamundsen

can people stop saying insane things on this post

literally my dad

cleveland fucking rules dude

dorfs

starryhoundbloo

Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.