Gay for Zelda

this blog runs on a queue... yet I live on Three words to describe me are Loving Little Himbo

[ruesdeluxe]

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

cosplay by Violetmasque on tiktok

[t00thpasteface]

those food cat memes always make me think of a kitten wearing a costume that his mommy made him

[warcrimesimulator]

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[viralvdio-blog]

[laughcentre]

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous fortune

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

[postnuclearophelia]

he got raptured

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[epicsause-official]

as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

[biggestcommunismbuilder]

Okay but hear me out OP, what if the button does the genie wish thing and it flips your internal experience of gender but doesn't change any of your external sex characteristics? This isn't even a gotcha, I'm just actually curious

[epicsause-official]

well in that case i still end up with the "shitload of money & gender dysphoria" combo but this time obama is doing a vaginoplasty instead

[cameoappearance]

#all roads lead to obama bottom surgery (via epicsause-official)

[paulgadzikowski]

"Then transition."

[fauxastrology]

for someone who loves sleep, i do not sleep enough at all

[submalevolentgrace]

this guy gets it

[submalevolentgrace]

[dragongirlsnout]

You smoked dog weed

[harpydykehalo]

The what

[sunsetbuddie]

we used to get christmas episodes of television. halloween episodes. valentines. we used to get television that felt like part of your life. like it was happening alongside your life. now we mostly get 8 episodes dropping all at once every two years and they don't have time for any of that. i miss characters living alongside us

[theonion]

[aranzi-aronzo-wisdom]

[beachqueenz]

[thombalan]