knife dad.

i don't trust anyone. indie rp blog for ddadds' robert. crossovers and ocs welcome. read the rules. written by malakh. sidebar/icon @ yuutayo

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He’d managed to convince Robert to join him at the graveyard, it was dark out (of course) and in his lap sat Roberts dog, Damien’s long elegant fingers gently petting her. there’s a sadness to Damien, something’s on his mind. It even plays across when he tries to talk. He needs to talk to Robert- but every time he tries he looks like he’s afraid, in pain or both. For good reason- whatever is going on between them has to stop, but it’s going to hurt like a bitch to cut it off. He doesn’t want to

The thing is that Robert knows it’s coming. The human brain loves patterns, and boy howdy, if this isn’t one Robert’s recognises. The gradual withdrawal. The cryptic meetup request. Betsy refusing to move out of Damien’s lap. Damien barely looking at him. It’s a pattern. It’s like prophecy come to life: Of course this isn’t going to last.

“If you have something to say,” Robert says eventually, “I’d rather you just said it. Rip the band-aid off, as it were.” A cigarette dangles from between his fingertips, wrists hanging loosely over bent knees, back against a tree and head tipped back. Unlike Damien, he isn’t looking away. He’s staring right at him, lips pressed thinly together, waiting for the worst to come. “So come on.”

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jxmmybuffet replied to your post “when will my robert muse return from the war”

asshole josephs you say.............

logs back into this blog for the first time in ages just to eyezoom @ you

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robot had more dog like tenancies than ash

your autocorrect is something else but you’re fuckin right. fuck.

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magicmonstersandmischief replied to your post: when will my robert muse return from the war

Have u tired offering some biscuits and calling ‘here boy’

he’s 100% ready to fight you for that but i for one know it would fucking work

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Here we see, a dad in his natural habitat based on this more

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“sometimes people just want to be happy, even if it’s not real.” Ivory purrs softly deciding to weave his bony little fingers into Robert’s head again (figuratively speaking of course) he tilts his head and flicks his tail “How can you be so sure what you have with him is even real Hmm? Oh Robert.. what if Damien’s just being so kind and caring because he pities you.” He whispers and grins “Although I suppose even pity love is better than no love at all for you Hmm?” LEAVE THIS MAN ALONE IVORY

Robert stares at him, eyes dead and drunk. “Do you think,” he says, slurring, sprawled out clumsily in an armchair in the livingroom, “I don’t fuckin’ know all this? Like d’you think I think for one second he’d still like me if he really knew me? ‘Course it’s just pity,” he grumbles, reaching for a mostly-empty bottle of whiskey and knocking it right onto the fucking carpet. Idiot. “Story of my fucking life. But you’re right.” His gaze flicks from the spilled drink to the demon leaning in the doorway. Robert smiles, wryly. “Better than nothing! Now fuck off.”

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You know Damien genuinely cares for you, he’s not just someone that you can use to forget about how much you hate your life, Robert. He deserves to be happy, a fulfilling and meaningful relationship, and if you’re not prepared to do what you need to help yourself then you need to break things off with him. As much as it’ll hurt- he deserves better.

“Oh no shit, pal, you think I don’t know that?” Robert runs a hand over his face - scruffy, unwashed and unshaven - and sighs hard into his palm. “I keep meaning to talk to him about it because I cannot fucking handle a relationship right now, not a good one, because I’m a mess, and I wanna tell him that to like, rip the band-aid off and then he just.” He flaps his hands, vaguely. Tipsily. “He’s so fucking sweet I can’t do it.”

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when will my robert muse return from the war

[oyoshima-deactivated20220302]

hey u kids wanna join a cult

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[Damien!] Damien’s lips graze over the tender skin of Robert’s neck, licking and mouthing the warm flesh. He can hear Robert’s hear pounding. Arousal? Nerves? It’s very likely both- and it only tempts Damien more. He whispers softly, his breath hot against Robert’s neck, “i can never forget that taste.” he whispers in reference to the first time he drank from Robert. He sighs and rests his head on the man’s shoulder “You’re dangerously tempting Robert” Only Robert could make him feel this way...

@totallynotavamp

There are some things a guy shouldn’t be into, and he’s reasonably sure that this is pretty high on the list. Damien would never hurt him–Robert practically had to force him to bite, the first time–but there’s something undeniably predatory about him, about the way he handles his human companion like he’s afraid he might snap but still can’t possibly stay away. It’s flattering, really. Makes Robert’s head spin a little.

(Maybe that’s the nerves, actually, but fuck it–fear, arousal, the line’s always been pretty thin.)

In the absence of a life-threatening (unlife-threatening?) situation, he can’t really justify encouraging this shit. He can’t rationalise tilting his head to give Damien better access, or the way his breath hitches, rough hands pulling Damien–settled in his lap like he belongs there–in closer to himself.

“Does that make me the bad boy in this situation, or you? Because traditionally, it should be the vampire, right?”

Listen. If he has to talk rapidly to distract himself from how much Damien “I find you so alluring I want to physically consume you” Bloodmarch is wooing the shit out of him, that’s just how it is. Let him live.

[dragongirltitties]

>2018 starts with a full moon

>2018 is year of the dog

i’m onto you werewolves

[atomi-cat]

Finally. My time has come.

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HEY GUYS this blog isn’t inactive, i just don’t have internet at home at the moment so i can’t really be online + my muse is limited anyway. rip.

[drinkpisspissblood]

me: i’m gonna go to bed early tonight

me at 4am on the cryptids wikipedia page:

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And yet at the same time - if you can understand it - you were dearer to me than ever, and I stroked your forehead and kissed your hair, and at that moment my love for you was both tender and sad.

Eyes Wide Shut (1999) dir. by Stanley Kubrick (via violentwavesofemotion)

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Damien is nuzzling Robert an awful lot today. He’s trying not to. He just sometimes gets this.. hunger for him.. this desire to hold him and make Robert his, to claim him, let others know he’s taken already. He fights these urges though. Gripping Roberts hand and sighing deeply as he kisses Robert’s jaw “You smell nice today, Robert..” he whispers softly ~totallynotnavamp (( Damien is thirsty in more ways than one))

@totallynotavamp

“You always say that,” Robert murmurs, sprawled contentedly under him on the sofa, their legs tangled up together. He watches Damien through dark, half-lidded eyes, reveling in both the attention and the awareness that Damien is very clearly restraining himself because he wants Robert - doesn’t matter how, or why, Robert’s head goes fucking crazy for it. He squeezes Damien’s hand, nuzzles at the side of his face, snickering when strands of hair threaten to drift into Robert’s face (it’s the only con of snuggling this man). “I can hear you thinking.”

[unstablesuggestion]

im about as stable as an active volcano

[vaememes]

FAMILY     REFERENCES    /     SENTENCE    STARTERS  .

i    :     in reference to siblings .

❝ i’m not here to see you. i’m here to see your brother/sister. ❞

❝ so, how many siblings did you say you had again? ❞

❝ sometimes i wish i had a sibling or two. ❞

​❝ where ever my brother/sister goes, i go. from now on. ❞

❝ i have a long lost sibling out there somewhere. ❞

❝ you are like my brother/sister. ❞

​❝ you are brother/sister to me. ❞

​❝ you are the brother/sister i never had. ❞

​❝ no offense but, your brother/sister scares me. ❞

​❝ if you brother/sister knew about us … come on. ❞

​❝ me and my siblings don’t get along that well.  ❞

​❝ i never knew you had a brother/sister. why didn’t you tell me? ❞

​❝ i always wondered what it would be like to have a twin. ❞

​❝ for a twin, you all look nothing a like. ❞

​❝ i have a twin brother/sister somewhere out there. ❞

​❝ my brother/sister and i don’t get along anymore. ❞

​❝ hey, we should invite your brother/sister to come with us. ❞

❝ me and your brother/sister, we might .. kind of … like each other. ❞ 

​❝ my brother/sister would have liked you. ❞

​❝ you remind me of my brother/sister. ❞

​❝ sometimes i just think about what my brother/sister might do. ❞

​❝ me and my siblings go everywhere together, what did you expect?  ❞

​❝ my brothers/sisters are always into trouble but not me. ❞

​❝ i’m the only good sibling between me and my siblings.. ❞

ii    :     in reference to parents .

❝ so, your parents turned out to not be your actual parents.. ❞

❝ i didn’t realize we were at that point in our relation/friendship to meet parents. ❞

❝ i thought you might of wanted to meet my parents. ❞

​❝ no offense but your mom(s)/dad(s) scare me. ❞

❝ i’m not sure that your parents like me very much. ❞

❝ wait, you want me to meet your parents? ❞

​❝ my parents are going to freak out if they find out. ❞

​❝ are you insane? my parents will kill me, bring me back, then kill me again! ❞

​❝ my mom(s)/dad(s) are fighting again.. ❞

​❝ your parents give me hope that love does last. ❞

​❝ i don’t even get along with my own parents, let alone yours!  ❞

​❝ i think we should definitely call our parents. ❞

​❝ my mom(s)/dad(s) will know what to do, trust me. ❞

​❝ wait, you want me to lie to my parents? ❞

​❝ my parents took my phone, so i couldn’t text or anything. ❞

​❝ i can’t go, my parents want me to either stay in or go with them somewhere. ❞

​❝ my mom(s)/dad(s) called yours and so, that’s how i know. ❞

❝ wait, my mom(s)/dad(s) called you? why? ❞

​❝ my parents are grounding me, i’m not sneaking out anymore. ❞

​❝ okay, just let me go ask my mom(s)/dad(s). ❞

​❝ i asked my mom(s)/dad(s), she/he/they said no. ❞

​❝ what your parents don’t know won’t hurt them, right?  ❞

​❝ hey, i think your mom(s)/dad(s) are starting to like me finally. ❞

​❝ so, you just found out that you were actually adopted? ❞

iii    :     in reference to children .

❝ cute kid, is he/she yours? ❞

❝ do you have any kids? ❞

❝ wouldn’t you like to have kids some day? ❞

​❝ how many kids would you want to have in the future? ❞

❝ do you ever think of having kids with me? ❞

❝ i have a kid, things are different now. ❞

​❝ i’d rather hang out with my kid than hang out with you. ❞

​❝ you can walk with me to pick my son/daughter up from school if you want. ❞

​❝ i don’t think i’m really ready to have anymore kids, what about you? ❞

​❝ so, you have kids? how many? ❞

​❝ i’ve raised enough kids to know better than that. ❞

​❝ hey, she’s/he’s just a kid, leave she/he alone. ❞

​❝ you’re really good with kids. ❞

​❝ wow, i’ve never seen anyone so good with kids before. ❞

​❝ i’m really good with kids considering i have one of my own. ❞

​❝ sometimes i think i should just have more kids. ❞

​❝ i’m good at a lot except for being a parent, it seems. ❞

❝ i’ve seen you with your kid, you’re doing a fine job. ❞

​❝ the hardest thing to do is to raise my son/daughter. ❞

​❝ you worry too much, i’m sure you’re daughter/son will be fine. ❞

​❝ i met your daughter/son, he/she seems wonderful, sweet almost. ❞

​❝ i like the idea of having kids more i think.  ❞

​❝ it’s natural as a parent to worry for their child, relax. ❞

​❝ my child drives me crazy but i love him/her and wouldn’t have it any other way. ❞

iv    :     in reference to all the above .

❝ i’m leaving town, going to stay with some of my family. ❞

❝ today is the day i meet with my real family, wish me luck. ❞

❝ you are more than family to me. ❞

​❝ my whole family decided to come into town and stay a bit. ❞

❝ are you worried about meeting my family? because you shouldn’t. ❞

❝ have you seen my family? crazy is an understatement. ❞

​❝ i wish i had a family, but i’ll never know the feeling. ❞

​❝ you are lucky to have a family, that’s all i’ve ever wanted. ❞

​❝ i will do anything and everything for my family, no matter what. ❞

​❝ you are family to me, more so than some of my actual family. ❞

​❝ it’s the closest thing i’ve got to a family.  ❞

​❝ this family is falling a part and it is all your fault! ❞

​❝ you’re the reason our family is the way it is now. ❞

​❝ i don’t think your family likes me very much. ❞

​❝ i have a complicated relationship with my in-laws. ❞

​❝ what’s it like to have a family? i’ve never known. ❞

​❝ one day, we are going to have a family of our own. ❞

❝ do you want to start a family with me one day? ❞

​❝ i have a really big/small family. ❞

​❝ where is your family? ❞

​❝ i don’t have a family. ❞

​❝ we are not family anymore.  ❞

​❝ we’re no longer family as far as i’m concerned. ❞

​❝ if you mess with any of my family then you’re messing with all of us. ❞