Hello There.

My name is Jacinda and my hobbies include stress eating and crying about video games.

[cryptomancy]

If you have ever wondered what it’s like to manage a corporate social media account, this is it. This is what it’s like.

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Sssh do not disturb

[nateswinehart]

You gotta have a plan…

[crossed-quills]

This is the mist motivational and inspiring thing I’ve seen all goddamn week

[moonlight-and-mantles]

This is incredible.

[holmesianscholar]

Rational thought is Gandalf and I love this

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[literaryreference]

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

[corsolanite]

[jinenmok]

Death, from A Death Gallery. Character created by Neil Gaiman and Mike Dringenberg, drawn here by Charles Vess, Marc Hempel, Jeff Smith, and Brandon Peterson (all coloured by Daniel Vozzo, with colour separations by Todd Broeker).

[humorblr]

Only one way to find out!

[rosekin]

favorite creature of Legend / Myth

loch ness mobster

[rosekin]

fuck that is. quite hte mispelling

[maxknightley]

“this ain’t seelie OR unseelie territory, see? me and my boys run the lakes and the rivers round these parts, and I won’t see no upstart nuckelavees thinkin’ they can change that.”

[coulsart]

i just couldnt resist

[truly-fantastic-me]

neurotypical caretaker: i have trained this person with autism to be like us.

me: you ruined a perfectly good autistic, that’s what you did. look at it. its got anxiety

[burdnurd]

Milkwalker is my favorite cryptid 

[femme-feytale]

@partyforants

[lovlae]

dude: fight club is my favorite movie me: *sprinkling salt around myself* nice!

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

you know when youre playing pokeman and you walk up to a pokemon to talk to it and you already know its only gonna say like… gryaaah… but u do it anyway

[loryisunabletosupinate]

sometimes you do it because then something like this happens:

[tinychubbybarista]

[princesstigerbelle]

BOX FOR PLAY

[tangerinebonfire]

Look at this beautiful angel

[princesstigerbelle]

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

a box: is empty

cat:

[ruinedchildhood]

[orotundmutt]

[fullmetalviolinist]

I’m so glad she’s guarding our galaxy

[5oil]

[dukebee]

I need this

[cryptomancy]

LORD HAVE MERCY

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i feel like people have forgotten what “NSFW” actually stands for after all these years

it stands for “not safe for work,” as in “material that could get you fired if your boss sees you looking at it at your place of employment” 

tagging things as “nsfw” is not something to be politicized, it is a courtesy to your fellow humans so that they do not get fired or socially ostracized for someone’s whole dick being out on their computer 

[lawfulgoodness]

Reblogging because I recently saw someone saying in their blog description that they didn’t post NSFW, but that they did reblog “tasteful or artistic nudity.”

Like…. No… That’s not how it works…..