cryptophasia

NA Twins

[cryptophasia-nabros]

Fine, you got me, I have a great love (read: obsession) with the North America brothers. Individually of course, and together. This is a place where I unabashedly indulge in that love.

I like to headcanon them as twins, with Canada as older but I enjoy all interpretations, so while you may see me lean to one, I do share various.

On the same note, I enjoy multiple versions of their relationship - brothers, twins, AU, human or nation, and yes, even twincest. So, there's a bit of everything.

[spacedrunk]

Alfred jones and the caked up donk

[overcastforecast]

finished thing...... unfinished thing...... caption caption caption

old crows young cardinals album is so amecaname to mee

[spacedrunk]

If they don’t kiss at least once a year I wither and die

[spacedrunk]

Yeah, kiss about it

[americansodomite]

one trick pony

[hellonerf]

when will tumblr let me post 100 photos

[spacedrunk]

If they don’t kiss at least once a year I wither and die

[valtsv]

forget age gaps or differences in rank or whatever the most potently dangerous power dynamic in any relationship is "people like you more than me"

[valtsv]

genuinely nothing is more corrosive to love, respect, or trust than the insecurity of forever being second and last in line. of always being the plus one but never invited; always tolerated on their behalf but never wanted on your own. of knowing that nobody's jealousy or admiration is about you at all, only your place at their side. you tell them that you feel like you only exist when you're with them, and they laugh, charmed, but it isn't a figure of speech. it's not enough that they love you best if everyone else loves them better.

[cryptophasia-nabros]

America and Canada. Canada and America. That scene where each one thinks the other one is luckier.

Both of them feeling never wanted on their own. Both of them feeling that they only truly exist when they're with the other.

[6moechochan6]

[cryptophasia-nabros]

[ashafox]

Ohhh MY GOOOODDDD

[chototara]

Canada, USA, and Mexico all lost.... theres no more CUM in the world cup anymore 💔💔💔💔 doodle inspired by this evil twisted cruel and brutal reality...

[yungxeet]

You don’t understand what they mEAN TO ME

[liapufurstell]

NA brothers:3

[gildedgoldenamelia]

Always happy to Alfred F. Jones again, but what happened to his golden locks :( Why is he bleaching it

2026

2021/2022

[cryptophasia-nabros]

Strong resemblance to Francis in this one! Love the star cape.

[geoglobical]

NA BROS GHOST HUNTING YAYYYYYY Alfred is 10x more scared than Matthew is even though this was definitely Alfred's idea to ghost hunt