why not cheese fucking pizza baby? oh yeah!

roxy / 29 / she/her / 4/2/17

[dogpuppy]

[puddox]

[kupicx]

[onceiwashere]

“does this character eat pussy” poll and it’s your full name first middle and last under an unflattering candid picture of you having a bad experience at the grocery store

[avakynx]

Thanks to you, I'm nice and clean~ | 게임하는 당나귀

[eebie]

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

[eebie]

[frailgun]

i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do

[frailgun]

angriest I've ever been in my life

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[inaturalist-unofficial]

[vedurnan]

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

[mutationgirl]

sometimes i like looking at real estate listings in random places for fun. why does this house have, by my imprecise count, 30+ different clocks in it?

[mutationgirl]

what happened here

[hardgockcafe]

Sitting down in that green chair and asking what time it is most feel good as fuck

[b0nkcreat]

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

[creepymutelilbugger]

atacked by my #MindWasp

[b0nkcreat]

Can you put those things on a leash please

[creepymutelilbugger]

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

[b0nkcreat]

Commentary on: Society

[preyanimal]

it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff

[preyanimal]

fuuuuuck

[preyanimal]

and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK

[tumblerculosis]

I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

[coffeedcait]

Person: "Hello sir." he pets the frog with one finger.

Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.

Frog: turns around and eats the bug.

Person: "OHHHHH-" sings high pitched and angelic like he witnessed a miracle.

[reefsharkivist]

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

[eategg24]

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

[kushblazer666]

[queercanelady]

how it is apparently

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Don't accept rotten food from anyone

I know you all think its so simple