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[ cody antoni | he/it | an art blog but i shitpost more than i showcase my art | multifandom as well as original content/characters ]

[beemovieerotica]

[koiagain]

you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass

[cryptydz]

lil linocut practice

[cryptydz]

knife in the coffee

[cryptydz]

mediocre doodles from my art program last week

see see i still post art

[cryptydz]

“i’m an art blog!!!!” i scream as they drag me to the white room

[vanglaggle]

"why are so many leftists disabled" maybe it's because disabled people don't really care for the "kill all disabled people" parties but who can say

[angelicdev0tion]

thought shedblr ment like

You made sheds

I have now figured it out

whats up guys welcome to my blog, this is the shed I made today #shedblr

[charismatic-cannibal420]

bitches on Twitter say small sesh and then show their leg hanging off by a singular tendon 😭😭

[theangeloftill]

Why is vaping okay but cvtting isn’t? Theyre both harmful addictions. Difference is, vaping can hurt others around you.

[cryptydz]

plane art dump‼️

i swear i still post art

ignore the lack of cropping i was lazy and tired when i took the pics

[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[cryptydz]

boyfriend pushed me in a shopping cart for like ten minutes the other day so i wouldn’t have to walk as far and by god i am marrying this man if it’s the last thing i do

[the-one-eyed-seer]

Shoutout to disabled people who like hiking

Shoutout to mobility aid users who like walks

Shoutout to light sensitive people who like being outside

Shoutout to wheelchair users specifically who like going outdoors

Being disabled isn’t antithetical to appreciating nature

[ode4nonia]

do NOT text 988 those bitches done call the police on me

[jovishark]

some advice for people entering their 20s:

-dont go to the emergency room with dental problems. go to the dentist

-bagged greens are cheaper than pre-made salads

-taco bell is NOT worth the money anymore. 1/4 cup mayo, 1/4 cup sour cream, 3 tblspoons pickled jalapenos+2tblspoons of the jar liquid, 2 tsp paprika 1 tsp cumin 1 tsp garlic powder 1 tsp onion powder salt+pepper. all in your blender. creamy jalapeno sauce

-dont quit your job unless you have a bunch of job interviews lined up immediately after

-use resources. food bank, unemployment, housing assistance, financial aid, etc. yes there will be paperwork. but Do It

-dont stay awake longer than 20 hours. you Will start to become impulsive and cranky. resting for 20 minutes is better than trying to stay awake

-for every 2 hours you spend looking up close at screens, spend 20 minutes looking at something far away from you. stretch your wrists a lot

-dont do that yoga stretch where you roll your head around your shoulders. youre grinding down the joints in your neck

-be nice to your friends, bullying them as a joke gets old. if you need a ride somewhere at least offer them gas money

-brush your teeth at any time of the day but especially before you sleep. dont snack in bed if you can help it. make your bed the Clean Teeth Zone. keep floss picks by your bed

-dont tell your boss youre adhd/autism/depression/suicidal. dont trust your coworkers with that. you NEVER know how people will take it and its none of their business

-train your pets to go to the front door when they hear a fire alarm

-get regular oil changes

[type-blaze0]

No seriously, get regular oil changes. Learned in shop class that about half of the people that come to us don't change their oil until it gets chunky. Chunky oil is really bad. Chunky oil is only marginally better than no oil. In some cases, it might actually be worse.