YOU CAN FIND ME IF YOU REALLY LOOK

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when like 3 people within 50 feet of each other see an animal & ur all like “oh yo an animal” thats what being a human is all about

[theocseason4]

[havingcompassion-deactivated202]

If I get at least one thing done in a day I’m a genius if I get two things done I’m a god

[ciceroniantrash]

me: yes i speak that language

me: no not that part

[riverclan-moved-deactivated2019]

me: poke th cat

cat: mrrhp

me every time: wow.

[arabshawty]

[rosewater1997]

i like astrology bc im a self indulgent narcissist and reading about my chart makes me feel like im being seduced with how well it knows me

[wellbutrinboy]

emotionally? the year is 1875 and i have tuberculosis

[100493503004422]

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

[studentlifeproblems]

[nosdrinker]

*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

[texasenchantment]

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.

[seducin]

parents: why don’t you do anything me: minimalism

[elizabeths-banks-deactivated201]

[lilsugarbush]