o tempora! o mores!

cats & ancient stuff || they/them || classics phd student || θαυμασθησόμεθα

[loth-caatgirl]

[adastrabbit]

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

[crabussy]

you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

[synthetic-ultramarine]

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

[girlballs-archive]

tries to do some sexy office lady nonsense but fumbles and pours scalding hot coffee directly onto your penis

[orteil42]

there should be more phoneme shifts happening… more rebracketings… there's still time for the english language to evolve… i hope to see the advent of "I wrote a nardicle" in my lifetime

[claireverlasting]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] go fight a river

[literary-illuminati]

I do appreciate an academic with a sense of humor.

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[evilwizard]

anyone wanna be my vile little minion?

[evilwizard]

it’s that bad out there huh

[posion-damage-official]

-1

[evilwizard]

ow

[transsexualtestified-deactivate]

your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a graduate degree

[stealingpotatoes]

happy ides of march i 3D modelled Caesar so i could make him do fortnite dances

[greelin]

as one does

[tastylemonbread]

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[targetedknowledge]