Like moutains we build up and break down

Art Education, happiest when surrounded by plants

[viralfrog]

[guineapiggies]

Via mrs_larissa_domogalla

[anyablossom]

NOT hiding this

[b-0-ngripper]

[godisafujoshi]

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

[nick-nonya]

woa

[bathroomcube]

[borderlands-disorder]

[photozoi]

"Watch out! I a feerce, and I will stink you!"

[jaubaius]

[aeforvirra]

Aw he’s just looking for love

[oarfjsh]

are you his beautiful wife? you are not his beatiful wife? sad snooting

[jncos]

As far as Pokemon trainers go I'm basically a huge badass. Any kid who enters my line of sight is going to get destroyed by my Pidgey. And if that doesn’t work? I have a second Pidgey with the exact same move set.

[tauforged]

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

[tauforged]

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

[tauforged]

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

[tauforged]

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

[jackalopeonline]

[holyfunnyhistoryherring]

[Last image is a tag that reads, “never thought I'd see a plant with unhealthy coping mechanisms”

The previous images are photos of the plant.]

[ashittyscreenshotpossumperday]

[cursedpossums]

possum bus will not take you where you WANT to go. it will take you where you NEED to go. 

[rohirric-hunter]

@kansascity-elffriend

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[seekingmyinnerself]

😂😂😅🤣 So will I!

[two-minutes-five-minutes-ago]

ditto

[cosmonautroger]

colors

[sugarplumfuckwit]

Color theory is a real sumbitch

[cassia-c]

[megabee4tw]

This bastard Ea-nāṣir really looking for any way to make his shit product sell better

[dragoncarrion]

In tears

[hawkpartys]

[memecucker]

[hungwy]

[ellis-deigh-blog]

This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his Horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has. He says the secret to keeping the moose around is a sweet salt lick, although, during the rut he disappears for a couple of weeks, but always comes home…. Impressive !! MINNESOTA CLYDESDALE

[durendoll]

why are moose so terrifyingly large

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

Because they’re pretty much legit surviving Ice Age megafauna and almost everything was bigger back then

[henstomper]

his moose leaves for a few weeks to Fuck

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

if you would like to try and stop the moose leaving for a few weeks to Fuck you are welcome to try, buddy

[dogposts]

i was cheering for him...

[mr-deep-downer]

comedy of error implies the tragedy of success

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Macbeth

Paul Atreides

Ebenezer Scrooge at the start of the book

uhhhhh King Solomon the Wise

[lawdreekris]

DJ Khaled

[isa-ghost]

If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

[alsolucimorningstar812]

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

[isa-ghost]

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

[alsolucimorningstar812]

38+2 weeks

PREGANANANT

[charlioak]

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

PEGNAT?

[lesbian-bookworm]

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

[five-flats]

this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times

[madamemidnight]

Let’s not forget Lubalin’s genius song version.

@lubalin_vibe_emporium

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

A bit of a palate cleanser for everyone.