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Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

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chippypiper

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thedman0310

Do they know?

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matthias-loredumps

It's crazy to think that a small side quest in Skyrim proves that the Arcturian Heresy is partially correct. The heresy claims that Tiber Septim/Talos isn't an Atmoran at all, and rather a man from the island of Alcaire in High Rock called Hjalti Early-Beard. Hjalti earned the name/title "Talos" during the Battle of Old Hrol'dan, where a supernatural storm kept Hjalti's forces safe from the enemies' arrows while Hjalti used the thu'um to shout down his opponents' walls.

During the quest at The Ghost of Old Hroldan, after you sleep in the bed that Tiber Septim slept in, a ghost appears and refers to you as 'Hjalti' and asks for your sword. When you give him the sword he mentions that you (Hjalti) and him trained with the sword masters of Alcaire and offers to refresh your memory of this time, before leveling up your one handed and block skills and subsequently disappearing. Now, granted, there's a lot more to the Arcturian Heresy than this, but this quest seems to indicate that the heresy was correct and that Talos was actually a Breton and not Atmoran

wordfather

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

wordfather

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

wordfather

welcome to the icelandic apple selection. what color will you have

wordfather

okay so APPEARANTLY this is just an iceland thing? i looked it up and we dont grow apples here commercially. we get them imported and there's such few options that the stores rarely bother to name them. thats why, culturally, we just call them by colors.

i feel like we all learned something today. i learned that im hungry for apples with names and you learned that iceland is 3 apples tall. the world continues to surprise and enlighten

vacuously-true

UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA: HOME OF THE HONEYCRISPPPPP. EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA FOR ALL OF THE HONEYCRISPPPPP. OKAY NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY,

The reason apples are so complicated is because apple genetics are really unpredictable so if you grow an apple tree from seed, there's a really good chance you're gonna end up with something nasty. So, to make sure you get something that doesn't taste like garbage, apple trees are mostly propagated by graft. You like what a tree is making? You take a graft of that tree. The wide variety of apple characteristics and the fact that most apples are grown as clones means apple varieties lend themselves to creative & specialized cultivation and patenting of results. So there are many varieties and they have fun names.

I'm curious what your three Icelandic apple varieties are. If they're imported I suspect they're found globally in large numbers, so they probably have specific names. Probably not honeycrisp tho, because those are not great for transport. Sorry about that.

vacuously-true

This is also why more and better apple varieties are being made over time as we get better at engineering agriculture, and why a lot of apple varieties come from universities. As I was already not normal about, Honeycrisp was developed at the University of Minnesota and released in 1991. Snap Dragon was developed at Cornell University and released in 2013. Cosmic Crisp was developed at Washington State University and released in 2019. Golden Delicious, Granny Smith, and Red Delicious are much older varieties. Most people prefer the newer varieties that were cultivated with university and government level research.

#I've been getting some called 'Envy' and they RULE #cry rambles

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moniquill

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I just want to hide

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Khajiit Caravans watching guards let a Khajiit (you) into the city

guys thats a black parade uniform in the danger days video we are so back

Magic 8 ball that has one YES & every other answer says ASK AGAIN

#cry rambles #wisdom

shutyourmoustache

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*