just like the simulations

she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ | mostly just an account for scrolling. absolutely no rhyme or reason to my reblogs. mostly twilight and star wars. occasionally nsfw.

[youre-dreaming-302]

[godivaghoul]

◆◆fallen angel Thelmudan

[tearsricochet]

✧ TWILIGHT

Dir. Catherine Hardwicke — November 21, 2008

[depsidase]

[determinate-negation]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[foone]

My robot GF runs windows 95 so this is very easy. Hell, sometimes we don't even make it to the sex before I'm having to ctrl-alt-delete her.

[foone]

fun fact: why I wrote this shitpost, I had a windows 95 VM running upstairs on my computer. I didn't know it at the time, but it had already bluescreened.

[foone]

NSFW

[sylvanas-girlkisser]

ENOUGH WITH THE SKINNY HYPER FEMME SAMUS, AS OF METROID DREAD SHE'S A VAMPIRE CYBORG MUTANT! RAISED BY BIRD PEOPLE!

LET MY WIFE UNHINGE HER JAW! GIVE HER SEVERAL ROWS OF TEETH!! HAVE HER GROW A PARTIAL CARAPACE!!!

GIVE HER SOME REAL SEX APPEAL YOU COWARDS!

[suppermariobroth]

Top: at the end of the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie, Daisy is wearing her own jumpsuit in the style of the ones worn by Mario and Luigi, but in that scene, she wears a jacket over it that covers most of it up, making it barely recognizable. This production photo provides an unobscured look at the design of the outfit.

Bottom: Mario and Luigi’s outfits, for comparison.

Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Small Findings | Source: twitter.com user “smbmovie”

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[memewhore]

[rathowreck-deactivated20180326]

[ampervadasz]

[prguitarman]

[brightgoldenstar]

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[madeleineengland]

[depsidase]

[cow-wife]

This will fix me

[mangolottepie]

babe what’s wrong you haven’t touched your hello kitty nuggets

[epilepticsaints]