SEEK HELP

SEEK IM A STRAWBERRY SEEK! IM A STRAWBERRY

[sharkgirldick]

I bet it feels good as fuck to transform into a grotesque beast and roar really loud.

[figure-strawberryofficial]

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[yallstillhere]

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

[the-dragonian]

hey! Guess what? It’s sunday

[your-local-blackhole]

>:3

[figure-strawberryofficial]

ITS SUNDAY

[sitting-on-me-bum]

Bobbit worms will retreat into their holes under white focus lights, but are much easier to photograph using low-power red focus lights.

Kat Zhou

[figure-strawberryofficial]

just like their land cousins :)

[weirdo-offical]

tumblr is breaking more than i break your moms back every night

[emoemu420]

sir what

[weirdo-offical]

that was the wind

[adjdhsue]

Sir, that was not the wind and we both know it

[weirdo-offical]

what are you talking about?

[adjdhsue]

This

[weirdo-offical]

hmm sorry the photo wont load for me

[figure-strawberryofficial]

(in the doors canon) I'm blind and I could still see that lie

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[grandplay]

Rewrite - Digital Fight Club AU Bio

[figure-strawberryofficial]

what is tadc coming to, we got sonic the hedgehog here now

[figure-strawberryofficial]

my brother found this, what animal does it belong to?

[figure-strawberryofficial]

GREZNEDGE ASSEMBLE!

@jaxs-suggestion-box @jaxthejackrabbit @jaxbutwhocares @jax-toy

@jaxxxboy @ask-the-funny-one @greznedgejaxbunny @greznedge

[figure-strawberryofficial]

i will only ever feel comfortable around ships if they are confirmed canon

[zombiotical]

greznedge

[figure-strawberryofficial]

what

[hear-me-out-contest]

Hear me out...

Warning signs (ominous) - signs

Bill Cipher (Triangle form) - Gravity Falls

Remaining time: 3 days 6 hours

What is a Hear Me Out?

They can be considered attractive in some way to you (but often not conventionally

They are someone/thing that you would not expect to be found attractive

Round 3 (attempt 2), Poll 18/32

[voidheart-official]

@bill-cipher-offical this is not your human measured planetary revolution. On a semi-related note, who’s your “hear me out?” I know it’s probably Ford but is there anyone else?

[figure-strawberryofficial]

ITS 2 MY CHOIS IS NUMBER 2

[voidheart-official]

Why are you a-y’know what whatever @bill-cipher-offical would a living strawberry fall into the henchmainiac or snack category?

[bill-cipher-offical]

BOTH, DEPENDING ON THE ANNOYINGNESS OF THE STRAWBERRY

[voidheart-official]

It voted against you in the hear me out competition.

[bill-cipher-offical]

INGREDIENTS

2 OZ WHITE RUM

½ OZ FRESH LIME JUICE

¼ OZ SIMPLE SYRUP

6 FRESH STRAWBERRIES

INSTRUCTIONS

HULL THE STRAWBERRIES AND MUDDLE THEM IN THE BOTTOM OF A COCKTAIL SHAKER.

ADD THE RUM, LIME AND SIMPLE SYRUP AND STIR TO EXTRACT AS MUCH OF THE STRAWBERRY JUICE AS POSSIBLE.

PACK YOUR COCKTAIL SHAKER WITH ICE AND SHAKE VIGOROUSLY.

FINE STRAIN INTO A SUGAR-RIMMED COCKTAIL GLASS AND GARNISH WITH A LIME WEDGE OR STRAWBERRY.

[voidheart-official]

@figure-strawberry you heard him.

I’ll give you a five minute head start.

[figure-strawberryofficial]

vanishes

[behold-ninja-powah-245]

What would you do if you met Gloom in real life?

[figure-strawberryofficial]

adopt him and hide him from unnatural evils

[beaucile]

Hold my hand bro we’re crossing the street

[textpostscymraeg]

Gafaela fy llaw mêt rydym yn croesi'r stryd

[translatingpostsintotagalog]

Hawakan mo kamay ko pre tatawid tayo

[no-one-offical]

‎

[figure-strawberryofficial]

HHDWEDCBWDEXNJZDXYXBHNSZJDXSHZJA

[hear-me-out-contest]

Hear me out...

Warning signs (ominous) - signs

Bill Cipher (Triangle form) - Gravity Falls

Remaining time: 3 days 6 hours

What is a Hear Me Out?

They can be considered attractive in some way to you (but often not conventionally

They are someone/thing that you would not expect to be found attractive

Round 3 (attempt 2), Poll 18/32

[voidheart-official]

@bill-cipher-offical this is not your human measured planetary revolution. On a semi-related note, who’s your “hear me out?” I know it’s probably Ford but is there anyone else?

[figure-strawberryofficial]

ITS 2 MY CHOIS IS NUMBER 2

[voidheart-official]

Why are you a-y’know what whatever @bill-cipher-offical would a living strawberry fall into the henchmainiac or snack category?

[figure-strawberryofficial]

IM FIGURE FROM THE LIBRARY! NOT A SNACK ITEM

[hear-me-out-contest]

Hear me out...

Warning signs (ominous) - signs

Bill Cipher (Triangle form) - Gravity Falls

Remaining time: 3 days 6 hours

What is a Hear Me Out?

They can be considered attractive in some way to you (but often not conventionally

They are someone/thing that you would not expect to be found attractive

Round 3 (attempt 2), Poll 18/32

[voidheart-official]

@bill-cipher-offical this is not your human measured planetary revolution. On a semi-related note, who’s your “hear me out?” I know it’s probably Ford but is there anyone else?

[figure-strawberryofficial]

ITS 2 MY CHOIS IS NUMBER 2

[xsimulationx]

[figure-strawberryofficial]

when human life left. the flamingos repopulated

[river-rat728]

Tag game!

The last character in your camera roll is who is your child.

Yes... Your child. Not who you are marrying.

Below cut is mine and tags

Mine is Husk

@biscotch @maliciousandlovely @booknerd2712 @epichermesholymoly @hawkeyedoodles @loch-nes-dragon @cams-rocky-rambles @chaos-triangle @b-does-arts @thetypogoddess @br1ght-1s-d34d-2ndaccount @bardorsomethinglikethat +open tags

[figure-strawberryofficial]