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funniest shit I’ve seen all day

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Screenshot from a YouTube poll by Slimecicle, caption reads "What modded playthrough would you most want to see next?"; the following options, "Fallout", "Cyberpunk 2077", and "Baldur's Gate 3" are all at 33% votes. Slimecicle comment reads "are you kidding me".

Screenshot from another Youtube poll by Slimecicle, caption reads "Next video is fully recorded and will be out soon! Thank you guys so so much for your incredible helpful poll answers to help me decide what to make, I'm so grateful to have such a decisive audience."; the follwing options are all "You're welcome" and all at 33% votes.

The polls have 311k and 97k votes respectively. (added to the description to make it funnier).

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honeyscomet

"theyll hate you for this" "but theyll be alive" is THE juiciest thing to me

honeyscomet

i will ensure you stay alive above all else. even if what i do to make it happen is horrendous. even if it violates all your wishes or moral principles. even if you can never look at me the same way again, even if you hate me for it. because at least if you hate me it means youre alive

parakeet

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do you guys fuck with my cool sword

#ohhhh that sword is so cool

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

yellowplumfruit

baby polaris 🌟

aroace-ryland-grace

happy pride month

#phm #I KNOW THATS RIGHT

sonja-cherno

We've talked about Grace's rainbow symbolism in this scene, but I haven't seen anyone pointing out the detail of Stratt having a line of countries' flags behind her on her first appearance

hyakujuuou

Why would you do this to me

nebulations

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A Project Hail Mary screencap of Stratt in Grace's classroom, backed by a line of flags hung up behind her.

(copied from alt) #also they all contain red #everyr single flag has at least a red shape #and most have red lines. End ID]

#phm #oghghhhhhh

angelic-ivy

me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?

stenographer: well her bio says she/her...

me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]

the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.

me: [dies of radiation poisoning]

stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]

angelic-ivy

favorite tags. bulliness you get it. also someone tagged this post #rpf which i think is so fuckin funny. like yeah. i guess. i guess it is.

tongue-twists

if you're bored and want to do something simple but fulfilling I recommend wikisource's proofread of the month. you can help public domain works be transcribed to be more accessible for everyone! even just validating a few pages helps a lot and there's a bunch of simple guides on the site.

theinternetarchive

nautilus reading lamp by tiffany glass and decorating company, new york city, united states c. 1899-1902.

sovietnam

dinomintz

Not sure what happened to Navi in the end. My headcanon is that fairies for quests + healing "move on" after they fulfill their role for angst (but also because I can't imagine Navi leaving unless she had to?? that's her boy??), but regardless, I imagine Navi would dance around the topic of her departure.

Even after Link's coming of age journey, while there is a part of him that knows he will likely never see Navi again, he's still got that child-like whimsy his fairy will come back. She never said goodbye, after all.

#ohhhhhhhhhh

cobaltspartan

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

calllynx

The shape of love

calllynx

This is on paper btw

calllynx

The shape of QUEER LOVE ! HAPPY PRIDE !

fforsythiaaa

Once when I was in undergrad, someone described something as “problematic” in class and our professor was like, “That’s cool, but ‘problematic’ doesn’t really mean anything. It means that the thing you’re describing has a problem, and in and of itself that’s not bad. Art, especially, should always have problems, or else it’s not interesting and not art, either. It sounds like you’re trying to say that this is bad, but you don’t want to say ‘bad.’ Is that right?”

So from then on whenever one of us called something problematic, he would make us talk it out until we could name the “bad” thing we were hinting at. In this particular class, 7/10 it was some type of oppression, and the remainder was like, “I’m uncomfortable because this is very new/confusing/pushing boundaries that made me feel safe.”

Once we stopped calling things “problematic” and stopping at that, class got way more interesting and... we all had to say, like, “that’s racist” or “that’s misogynistic” or “ew capitalism gross” out loud, which a lot of us had never done in a classroom before. Or we had to be like, “Uhhh... I’m not sure what’s so bad?” and confront our own beliefs and that was maybe even more useful.

Anyway. Whenever I see the word problematic, I can’t help but think of this professor being like, “Good starting point, now let’s get specific.” I think when we have to commit to saying “that’s ___” it requires a lot more careful thought about the truth and impact and complexities of whatever we’re claiming. Sometimes there really is some bullshit afoot, and also sometimes it’s art, and it should be full of problems, because that’s what art is.