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in the trenches with my fellow 20something struggling girlies 🫡

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[hustlerose]

give a man a NEW LAMBORGHINI and he'll SLEEP for a day. teach a man KNOWLEDGE and he'll DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[henstomper]

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

[impossiblepackage]

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

[henstomper]

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[71x2]

this is like the funniest pic to come out of the world cup 😭

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[weepingchoir]

hey man it's me. your old friend. qing dynasty portrayal of the mexican flag.

[segamascott]

[prokopetz]

The power of friendship is equal to the torque of friendship multiplied by the angular velocity of friendship.

[rustmarty]

this is what it feels like to open your notifications after you posted what u thought would be a banger but youve only gotten 1 like

[mossycakes]

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

[cannagracie]

up at 1 AM inventing new ways to want and want and want and want and

[sabertoothwalrus]

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[imasymbolfornothingthatexists]

Every single day this month has been like Okay sure. Okay sure what the hell. Okay sure. I guess

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously