HELLO?

[jame7t]

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

[cryptotheism]

!cursedoak

[jame7t]

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

[dreg-heap]

I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all

[dreg-heap]

She looks way more aware of the scarab than I thought she could be tbqh

[dogpuppy]

[wav48k]

greatest wikipedia citation of all time

[wav48k]

[gokusclit]

On tumblr too

[der-unverantwortliche]

An Icelandic woman named Gayson Thotdóttir

[psygull]

i wish i went to RENE MAGRITTE university

i would wear a BOWLER HAT every day and eat APPLES and HAM WITH EYES for lunch. i would take FIREPLACE TRAIN to class and smoke CECI N'EST PAS UNE PIPE. i would be more likely to meet WHITE DOVE, FLAMING TUBA, LE MINOTAURE, and MYSELF

[sodom-hussein]

[muscle-sorcerer]

[daaaaanver]

[major-jamie-hill-deactivated201]

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

[aaronburrssexdungeon]

ten magnificent years

[187onabattler]

How long we been smoking dust for?

[lesbianbloodritual]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

you know what they say play games win prizes

[sludgebitch]

imagine an infinite plane of unmarked graves. untold numbers of unique persons, no longer extant, chewed digested and subsumed into the fine matter of the earth

imagine a girl who is a hot water heater and when the family in her house shower too hot she gets overwhelmed and blushes and starts leaking

[iwishiwasonfire]

[uncahier]

[shipsandtea]

Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[hamptercatapult]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i bet this asshole thinks brunettes can wear jeans

[evilvillain123456789]

you are so gay that if you went to book a room at the Penis & Butthole Hotel they would say “for you, my friend, it’s on the house”

[things-that-are-not-true]

the european union has just unanimously voted to make latvia and lithuania swap places