You have bewitched me, body and soul.

20-smth year old German. Slytherpuff at heart. I'm way to invested in Fox' "Lucifer" at the moment. Multifandom though. Feel free to drop by in my Ask anytime :)

[mirisogni]

Nale's Therapy.

[its-cosmerely-an-obsesh-wound]

Link to original

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[piano-hoarder-deactivated202602]

Cosmere books as bad news headlines

• "Young woman of questionable parentage kills god after eating copious amounts of metal"

• "Apple voice assistant marries mute rainbow god after sister defeats army of undead alongside hobo and talking sword"

• "City of zombies saved by angry man in armor and friendly chef's niece"

• "Depressed people snort lightning, use it to fight lobsters the size of battleships." (idea credit to @Elisabeth_Wheatley on YouTube)

• "Cowboy makes deal with the new god"

• "Girl and mouse boyfriend undo curse on cabin boy"

• "Man cheats death by stabbing his own eye, forms intergalactic gang"

• "Young woman stacks rocks to destroy computer"

• "Dehydrated young man unites senators against himself"

• "Man with PTSD breaks All the Rules, upsets mentor while running from sunrise"

• "Man(??) avoids eternal punishment from several sources while roasting everyone in existence"

[cuddlewuddlebunny]

@itsallfutile

[anyataylorjoy]

ENOLA HOLMES 2 2022, dir. Harry Bradbeer

[yourmothersinnerthoughts]

[pc-engine-duo-deactivated201711]

reblog if you agree

[cwnerd12]

shit man this got me emotional

[bogleech]

Full video here of this gastropod-specialized snake actually eating the snail, I just think these first few seconds are the new funniest thing in the world somehow

[spearxwind]

[cuddlewuddlebunny]

@rainnorshinee

[valtsv]

cakes for when you die and get brought back but there's something wrong with you and everyone can tell

[twentysideddinglehopper]

[cuddlewuddlebunny]

@rainnorshinee

[wilkieway]

[kk-maker]

BETTER NAMES:

- the ‘WE HAVE A VERY AFFECTIONATE PET MOUNTAIN LION’ bed

- the ‘OUR NINJA BODYGUARD HAS TO SLEEP *SOMEWHERE*’ bed

- the ‘YOU’RE GROUNDED - DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT SNEAKING OUT’ bed

- the ‘WE’RE POLY BUT SOMETIMES ONE OF US NEEDS ELBOW SPACE’ bed

[cancerously]

imagine your ot3

[autisticvimes-deactivated201612]

the “Not everyone in the triad is into cuddling but doesn’t want to miss out on late-night conversations and morning tea” bed

[3nyasu3]

Team Rocket’s bed

[as-if-and-only-if]

Meowth alone on the bottom with Jessie and James up top

[isawa-koi]

[cuddlewuddlebunny]

@rainnorshinee

[wilkieway]

[kk-maker]

BETTER NAMES:

- the ‘WE HAVE A VERY AFFECTIONATE PET MOUNTAIN LION’ bed

- the ‘OUR NINJA BODYGUARD HAS TO SLEEP *SOMEWHERE*’ bed

- the ‘YOU’RE GROUNDED - DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT SNEAKING OUT’ bed

- the ‘WE’RE POLY BUT SOMETIMES ONE OF US NEEDS ELBOW SPACE’ bed

[cancerously]

imagine your ot3

[autisticvimes-deactivated201612]

the “Not everyone in the triad is into cuddling but doesn’t want to miss out on late-night conversations and morning tea” bed

[3nyasu3]

Team Rocket’s bed

[as-if-and-only-if]

Meowth alone on the bottom with Jessie and James up top

[isawa-koi]

[cuddlewuddlebunny]

@rainnorshinee

[alivedean]

yennskier + text posts bonus:

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Good girl:

Really bad boy:

[motherofcats666]

Of course it’s an African gray.

[cuddlewuddlebunny]

@rainnorshinee

[lotrfansaredorcs]

During Boromir’s death scene in the Fellowship of the Ring film, you a hear a choir in the soundtrack. The choir isn’t singing random vowel sounds; they’re actually singing in Elvish.

The English translation of the lyrics? It’s a line from the books: “I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only what they defend.”

For bonus hurt points– in the book, those lines were said by his little brother Faramir.

[insomniac-arrest]

will anything go as hard as lotr like this ever again? we might never know

[cuddlewuddlebunny]

@rainnorshinee

[southfarthing]

#TOLKIENWEEK DAY 2: FAVOURITE HERO

Boromir smiled.