Isawa Koi

Emerald Magistrate to Ryoko Owari, Acolyte of Fire, M.A.G.I. Archivist and Bureaucrat, and Last of the 10,000 Heroes

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[datura-inoxia]

Nature is healing

[drudg30n]

[crinosg]

I literally just noticed the tits.

[something-truly-evil]

my friend said his flight transmasc

[andy-nekonata]

Remember: April is Procrastination Awareness Month.

[nurveart]

Silly moves

[izbnart]

Disco Elysium animation 🕺

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[brawltogethernow]

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[slyandthefamilybook]

[aridotdash]

[cedarboughs]

Just looking at their reactions in the shot after that line is enough to say that this was definitely the original intention

[genderoutlaws]

two of my trans friends from the US who applied for and got refugee status in canada have informational PDFs they wanted me to share for anyone interested in applying for refugee status as well, since there's been a lot of misinformation around online suggesting it's an impossibility. it's not effortless and they've had to work with a lawyer, but 245 people from the US successfully got refugee status last year, which was an increase from the year before.

i can put ppl in contact with said refugee friends and or answer questions through them to the best of my ability, but the basics they wanted me to pass around are the claims process flowchart and the refugee claim orientation guide. (please let me know if either link isnt functioning) and the general info that you're more likely to get approved working with a lawyer in your province of choice and slowly building a case than doing an at border crossing application.

[shencomix]

My Fitness Coach is a Dark Wizard [Complete]

[owldude]

[hauntaur]

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

[theelfrooms]

arguing with an elf and she pulls out the "well i had sex with your great great grandmother"

[phaeton-flier]

With a bit of work you can do the same thing, see how she likes it

[beanytuesday]

The Comic Store (from 2019)

[milanesa42]

imagine being 1-wife-ear sized

[plasmapop]

09/04/2026 • every time @softinvasions writes a villanelle about how sonnets suck i write another suckful sonnet*. metrical malpractice!

*sonnets do not even have to have 14 lines if you are pure of heart and sonnetpilled enough

[rlyehtaxidermist]

dreamt there was a visual novel where you play as the head of HR for Aperture Science. there's a dialogue option where you tell Cave Johnson your pronouns and his response is always "Just two? Well start firing! I don't want to see any amateur nouns in this building by Thursday!" then he tries and fails to hang up the phone and you hear him ask "Caroline, what's a noun?"