ooh my mental shit is real ✨spicy✨

let’s pretend I actually know what I’m doing

[cuddlyreaper]

Husband!Kataoka who‘s just whipped for his wife. Loves nothing more than coming home to you and spending time with you. Loves hearing you talk about your day, reassuring you that no, you‘re not talking too much and asking about clarification for the smallest details, showing you that he wasn‘t just mindlessly nodding along but actually listening

Husband!Kataoka who enjoys going out with you. Be that for grocery shopping, a walk through the city after dinner or finally taking some time off and driving through the streets with no destination in mind. He needs to have a hand on you: holding yours while he’s pushing the shopping cart, arm wrapped around your middle or hand on your thigh while he‘s driving.

Husband!Kataoka who carries your bag, opens doors for you and helps you over uneven ground if you‘re walking in heels. You only have to mention off-handedly that you‘re hurting somewhere and he hurries to find you a spot to rest, or if you in the safety of your own home, this massive hunk of a man will kneel down in front of you and rub the tension out of your feet without you having to even ask.

Husband!Kataoka who is very reserved when it comes to pda, not doing more than having his hand on you and the occasional quick peck. He wouldn‘t enjoy it if you forced him to compromise on this boundary, especially if it were to happen in front of his students. But don‘t ever think that this man doesn‘t worship you.

As soon as he‘s got you to himself behind closed doors, without interruption, all bets are off. He‘s unable to wait to get to the bedroom, pinning you to the door, his lips hot on your neck, disliking just how pale and unmarked your skin looks. His hands are everywhere, never staying somewhere for too long as he needs to touch every inch of you all at once.

Husband!Kataoka who needs to feel your soft, hot walls around his cock right then and there, promising to you both that this will not be the only round, that he will treat you right and take his time with you but now, he just needs to have you, needs to feel you cum around him and milk him for all he‘s worth, needs to feel the hard gap of your ring on his skin when you fall apart with his name on your lips.

Husband!Kataoka who always worries about you being done with him for all his absence, that one day you won‘t see any value in supporting his career and by default being alone so often, having to deal with most of the things all by yourself; worried that one day, he will come home and you won‘t be there anymore so he needs to assure himself and your body that you‘re his as much as he‘s yours.. He needs to know that whenever it gets too much and he‘s not available for you that you will think back to all of the good memories and hope that you agree, its all worth it.

[cuddlyreaper]

Entry 13: Day 24 Daichi Sawamura x GN! Reader HQ! x Reader

It snowed softly and you could hear the laughter from inside even from your spot in front of the door.

“Are you ready?”

Daichi squeezed your hand, key already in the other one.

Your breath left you in a shaky exhale.

“Yeah, I think so.” You hit his chest lightly. “You really had to pick Christmas Eve of all days to introduce your partner to your family”

He chuckled, “I’m sorry but I promise you it’s gonna be fine” He leaned down, lips almost touching when a snowball hit him in the face.

You both turned to the offender, standing in the now open door with an obvious resemblance to Daichi. The young girl had a look of disgust on her face and without missing a beat Daichi started bickering with her, insulting each other in a way only siblings could and with each verbal turn, the knot inside you loosened until your anxiety disappeared and turned into roaring laughter.

His sister turned to you, grin on her face and took your hand.

“Don’t worry I’m gonna protect you from him!”

From the corner of your eye, you saw Daichi rolling his eyes which only turned incredulous when he heard your answer.

“Ah, my hero. Finally.”

[cuddlyreaper]

Entry 12: Day 23 Sanji x GN! Reader OP x Reader

“Whatever it is you wanna punish me for, I don’t deserve this”

Sanji lifted his head from untangling one of the trolleys from the rest of the line, having fallen to some youngsters’ prank. He smiled when he saw your eyes fixed on the masses of people inside the grocery store.

“This place has the best quality and the best prices. Which, unfortunately, the whole town knows.”

You glanced at him, eyes slightly panicked. “Honestly, you deserve a break. Let’s just order in.”

A beat of silence.

“Please”

You turned your puppy eyes at him and while you could see the struggle in him, he didn’t cave.

“Come on. It won’t be so bad. And you’re gonna be glad we did this come tomorrow evening.”

[cuddlyreaper]

Entry 11: Day 22 Kiyoshi Teppei x GN! Reader KNB x Reader

“Okay I know you told me your grandmother wanted to get me something...”

You wrapped your arms around you closer to keep yourself warm while you kept the door open for Kiyoshi.

He rubbed the back of his neck, an embarrassed blush on his cheeks as he moved the two, quite big, bags into your entry way.

“She just means well.”

“Oh I know,” you said with a soft smile. His grandparents had been lovely from the start but when it became obvious that your relationship with Kiyoshi was more serious, they’d been absolute sweethearts, loving you as their own.

“Tell them I’m very grateful, okay?”

“Of course”

“And that nothing will stop me from helping them with the Christmas dinner”

[cuddlyreaper]

Entry 10: Day 21 Dino Cavallone x GN! Reader KHR! x Reader

“You know we have maids for that”

Dino walked in on you as you shook your hand, trying to get the ache, from the hours of repetitive work, out of your bones.

“And where would be the fun in that?” You turned your face towards him so he could kiss your cheek with ease.

“You know you don’t have to go that hard. I’m sure the kids are gonna love it one way or another”

You hummed. It wasn’t like you disagreed with him. You had been putting a lot of effort into the presents of the orphanage that belonged to the Cavallone Famiglia.

You had taken several trips over the weeks to get to know each of the children, not only to write their names on the presents but also to figure out what they really wanted for Christmas. You had hated the idea of them receiving generic presents so you had taken it upon yourself to fix that.

“I know. But I wanted to. I don’t want them to think that they should be happy because they got something but because it actually makes them happy.”

[cuddlyreaper]

Entry 9: Day 20

Kuroo Tetsurou x GN! Reader

HQ! x Reader

You heard the commotion as soon as you left the elevator on Kenma’s floor and you threw a glare at your boyfriend.

“You know after growing up with Kenma, you should really know not to push introverts into social gatherings”

Kuroo just waved you off, “it’s for a good cause, a little exposure has hurt nobody”

“...”

“Unless we’re talking about chemical exposure of course”

The groan that left your mouth had him cackle and you boxed him in the rips. “I should leave you in the snow for that horrible pun”

“You love me”

“I love Kenma. And the children we’re gonna help. You? Well that depends if you embarrass me at his 24 hours live stream.”

Kuroo sweat dropped, wrapping an arm around you. “It’ll be fine.”

[cuddlyreaper]

Entry 9: Day 19 Yugi Muto x GN! Reader YGO! x Reader

You took in a deep breath, heart warming as you smelt the crepes along with the roasted almonds. You cuddled closer into your coat, watching the sparkling light under the dark night sky when Yugi returned to your table with two steaming mugs.

He saw the sentimental look on your face, the feeling of belonging reflected in your eyes.

“You good?”

You hummed, “yeah, I’m glad you convinced me to join you. I always loved Mainz’s Christmas market. Not too busy. Just cozy.”

“Told you so. Besides you’ve been talking about Glühwein each time we had mulled wine in Japan so I had to had you with me when I tried it.”

You clinked your mugs together and you watched as he took a sip.

“It’s good,” Yugi declared, “but our mulled wine is better.”

The face you made almost made him choke on the liquid.

“You know sometimes I hate you,” you replied humorlessly.

“Merry Christmas to you too, love”

[cuddlyreaper]

Entry 7: Day 18 Kenma Kozume x GN! Reader HQ x Reader

Your hair was covered in snow from the hours you had spent outside and your glasses fogged up when you stepped into the building, your cold bones welcoming the dry but warm air.

People moved quickly, only having a short amount of time for the meet&greet before they had to leave.

Minutes passed before you stood in front of Kodzuken, streamer and personal hero of your son.

“Hey,” you greeted him and he smiled politely as he received the game you gave him to sign.

“Name?”

“Oh Youchi,” and at the quirk of his eyebrow, you continued, “I bought this for my son as an early present but he wound up sick and couldn’t attend”

He signed and wrote something underneath. “And you still came? Most parents here seem pretty bored”

You hummed, “Your streams are on replay at our home, there’s nothing that cheers him up as much as watching you game. So, thank you very much. I can see why he likes you so much.”

A blush appeared on his cheeks and took another paper, quickly wrote on it and gave it back to you with the game.

“Thank you for your kind words. I hope he likes it. Happy Holidays”

You bowed to him, big smile on your lips. “I’m sure he will. Happy Holidays!”

You quickly left the building, glancing at what he had written. On the game was the signature you had asked for with a kind message towards Youichi but on the paper seemed to be something that looked like a phone number.

[cuddlyreaper]

Entry 6: Day 17 Hajime Iwaizumi x GN! Reader HQ x Reader

“What the-“

The slightly messy but overall put together apartment Iwaizumi had left behind this morning was gone. In the hours he had been working, it somehow had wound up looking like a Christmas pin board had exploded inside of it.

Alerted by the sound, you and Oikawa both stuck your heads out, hair sticking in all kinds of directions from wrestling not only the tree but also the Christmas lights into submission.

“Oh hey! You’re back!”

“Do I even wanna know?”

“It’s Christmas next week!”

“It sure is. Doesn’t explain why Shittykawa is glittering more than at Pride Parade.”

From the corner of your eye, you could see Oikawa pose but didn’t comment any further.

“Well I decided it’s high time we decorate and have our place look festive” To emphasize, you held up one of the many Lametta snakes you had brought upstairs.

“You should join us, Iwa-chan! All the hard work is done anyway so not even you can hurt yourself-ACK!”

“Shut up,” Iwaizumi turned to you, “We’re not gonna use all of the Lametta”

“Suuuuuuure,” you agreed but sent a knowing look to Oikawa.

[cuddlyreaper]

Entry 5: Day 16 Taketora Yamamoto x GN Reader Haikyuu!! x Reader

You froze mid-sentence, taking in the scene outside the cafe’s window from the corner of your eye.

“It’s snowing...!”

Yamamoto could watch as a gentle smile spread over your lips, your eyes starting to glow with childlike glee.

You signaled to the waitress, “we’re gonna be back in a couple minutes,” and took his hand and led him outside.

“Careful! You’re gonna catch a cold.”

You spread your arms, spinning in a slow circle. It only took a couple moments for the cold to give your cheeks a blush and for the snow to collect in your hair.

“Don’t be like that! A little snow never hurt anybody.”

“People die in this weather, yanno,” Yamamoto deadpanned.

You rolled your eyes and pulled him closer to you, the strength of your yank making him collide with your body but completely unbothered by it, you cupped his cheeks and watched as his head turned red.

“You know people who have their first kiss in the first snow of the year are supposed to stay together for a lifetime.”

He was only able to look at you with blown eyes, so you continued.

“Will you kiss me, Yamamoto?”

You saw him swallow harshly, taking a breath to steady himself before he leaned closer, nodding, and finally meeting your lips.

[cuddlyreaper]

Caroling

Entry 3: Day 15 Hayato Gokudera x GN! Reader Katekyo Hitman Reborn x Reader

“If she grips that clipboard any tighter, she’ll break it in half” You had mumbled it to yourself but to your surprise it cause Gokudera next to you to chuckle.

“Would you look at that: the grinch does have a heart”

He rolled his eyes, “Tell me why we’re doing this again. Caroling is for kids.”

“Cause in case you haven’t noticed, Kyoko and Haru love celebrating and family, and we weren’t Christmas-y enough, so the rest of us have to suffer”

Hayato groaned, “Fucking women”

You slapped the back of his head but didn’t further comment on it. “It’s kinda sweet, though.”

Lambo took that moment to sing terribly off key, making both of you flinch. Haru turned to you, waving you to the rest of the group.

Feeling movement behind you, you took Gokudera’s arm and yanked him with you.

“No escaping for you, Mister. You’re part of this family, act like it.”

[cuddlyreaper]

Entry 3: Day 14

Katekyo Hitman Reborn x Reader

Tsuna knew he should finally make his presence known; there was something borderline creepy about hiding in the shadow outside of the kitchen for minutes on end, even if what he was looking at was as innocent as could be.

But that very sight kept him rooted in his place. There was no way to hide that Lambo was a loud and rambunctious child; you heard him long before you saw him, and yet you had a talent with him.

You had bought gingerbread house sets for him, Futa and I-Pin to build and decorate, and when you had first told Tsuna about it, he was one of the first to try to get you not to do it because it sounded like a recipe of destruction.

He’d already pictured your disappointed face when Lambo would ultimately destroy not just his house but the other’s too. But instead Lambo was quiet, humming along to the Christmas songs you had on and kicking his legs.

Tsuna finally stepped into the room, “Looks like I was wrong”

You looked up, smiling both gentle and victorious. “Happens to the best of you. Wanna help?”

“Yes, please”

[cuddlyreaper]

Ice Skating (T. K.)

Entry 2: Day 13 Taiga Kagami x GN! Reader Kuroko no Basket x Reader

“Do you need help?” 

The soft sound of your chuckle was almost enough to let Kagami forget the hell he was willing to put himself through just to make you happy. He was always willing to take up a challenge but over the years, and learning through experience that him and Aomine alone are a horrible combination that could easily end with a night in jail, he had gotten out of his obsessive need to prove himself but more than that he had learned when to admit defeat.

He was an athletic man, his years as a pro-player had shown that, but only if he had solid ground underneath his feet. He hated being on ice cause no matter how often he tried, it always ended with him face planting into it. Be that first, fifth or tenth step.

So what possessed him to stand on the entrance to the ice rink, skates underneath his feet and glaring at the stark white ice in front of him?

The answer was as simple as it was pathetic.

You.

All you had to do was pout or have your bottom lip wobble and Kagami was willing to throw himself along with his dignity over board, and to his shame you hadn’t even tried to convince him to come with you. No, you had just gotten sad after a friend canceled on you and being the idiot he was, he had to cheer you up and before he knew what he had done, he had suggested to come with you.

“I promise you the ice doesn’t bite”

“I know! I just...need a moment”

“Babe, there’s a line forming behind you”

He chewed on his bottom lip and you decided enough was enough and took his hands away from the rink.

“Oi! Wait-!”

You pulled so he’d step on the ice and put his hands on your shoulders and yours on his hips to stabilize him.

“There we go, you big baby”

Kagami grumbled underneath his breath but let you take the lead as the of you slowly moved, mindful of the other people.

“I hate ice.”

You chuckled again, hand coming up to stroke his cheek.

“I know but thank you, Taiga, I really missed being here.”

You smiled warmly, eyes brimming with love for him and he felt his heart thump in his chest, and in that moment, it all seemed worth it.

[cuddlyreaper]

Baking Cookies (K. M)

Entry 1: Day 12 Kayuza Miyuki x GN! Reader Diamond no Ace x Reader

Miyuki had never considered himself to be a Christmas-y person. Most years he had spent the holidays by himself as his father was busy keeping the roof over their head. He didn‘t really have fond memories of that time and while others were in love with the magic of it all, for him it turned just into another couple weeks, although busier than usual.

You, however, were the opposite of him and while he loved to tease you for it, it never actually bothered him. The bounce you got in your step with December 1st never failed to put a smile on his face, the glee in your eyes when it was time to decorate or how you dragged him out to dance in the first snow of the year - no matter where you were or that the ‘snow‘ was really just icy rain and melted as soon as it touched the ground - but as cringey and lame he claimed they were, they were so incredibly you that he could just love them.

So it felt quite strange to known that it was already the 12th of December and the place you shared was barely any different than when in July or March. At first, he had chalked it up to you being busy as he would mostly see you for the two hours you had after work but even on your off days, there was no Christmas spirit. No music, no shows, not even a small LED snowman.

Miyuki dropped his bag on the floor, which only made you raise your hand and wave at him without looking while keeping your eyes on the tv for a random show, until he grabbed your hands and yanked you off the couch.

“Hey-!“

Not listening to you, he pulled you towards the kitchen, dumping the first baking books he saw into your arms and opening the cupboard and already searching for ingredients.

“You know I was actually trying to watch that.“

“No, you weren‘t.“ Miyuki replied without missing a beat and you opened your mouth to retort something at his audacity but ended up closing it again when you remembered that this was still very tame behavior for him.

“What are you doing, anyway?“

“We‘re making Christmas cookies.“

You scoffed. Miyuki turned to you, sure he had misheard but no, you had actually scoffed at something he knew to be a favorite activity of yours.

“Okay, Mr Grinch, what happened to my Christmas obsessed partner? Cause this,“ he pointed up and down your figure, “ain‘t it“

“I wasn‘t obsessed!“

Miyuki simply laughed, in a mean way, “You wanna say that to your twenty pinboards all with a different color theme? Or the whiteboards in your work room, scribbled full of design ideas on how to decorate the living room? Or that the christmas market vendors know you by name?“

“Okay,“ you exclaimed, “I have a problem. I get it.“

“Not a problem. You love Christmas and I wanna know what changed.“

He crossed his arms in front of his chest, a more serious look on his face, which made you sigh.

“Nothing really. Just...I‘ve never worked in retail before and we started stocking up for Christmas back in August. Kinda charring to soak your clothes with sweat just from breathing and be surrounded by snowflakes and dancing Santa Clauses. And the closer we get to the holidays, the nastier people get. Guess I‘m just not in the mood.“

“I get that but I still think you shouldn‘t let others rain on things that make you happy.“

Another sigh and a small smile appeared on your lips as you grabbed for your apron. “Just one batch of cookies. Simple decorations, if any. Can‘t have you ruin my kitchen.“

Miyuki gasped in offense, “excuse you, this is my kitchen.“

[cuddlyreaper]

Squirting (R)

Entry: Day 31 Reborn x afab Reader All Characters depicted above the age of 18. Minors DNI

A part of you hated how easily he could keep you hooked to himself. You couldn’t even humor the idea of fighting back against him despite not being tied up in any way. All that pinned you to your spot were the heated gaze of Reborn, coming up between your legs. The soft brown had made space for a deep dark, almost black.

“That’s a good girl,” you could feel his breath against your cunt and whimpered. He knew what a sucker you were for his praise and was determined to not let you leave until you forgot your own name.

“Please...Wanna cum”

You had tears in your eyes from the excessive edging he’d been doing to for hours now. You expected him to shush you again, only give you feather like kisses on your clit and still his fingers inside you until you calmed down from the high he didn’t want to give you yet.

But to your surprise he said yes. “Go for it, baby. Make a mess for me”

He spread your legs further, keeping you split with his weight and pounding his fingers into you, mercilessly targeting your g-spot. You threw your head back, mouth hanging open and eyes blown wide.

Gone was any gentleness he had edged up with. Your orgasm, previously creeping up on you at a snail’s pace, now hit you full force. Clear liquid gushed out of you, drenching his face in it.

You wanted to apologize, unsure what happened but fearing it had been pee but when you looked down, you felt your cunt clench again.

Reborn had anticipated this, according to his eyes he had aimed for this, and opened his mouth and now made a show of swallowing your essence.

“That’s my good girl”

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Hate Sex (H. G.)

Entry: Day 30 Hayato Gokudera x afab Reader All Characters depicted above the age of 18. Minors DNI

He swore you had to be doing this on purpose. He spent most of his teenage years and adulthood around several people who grounded his gears so much he had a permanent strain in his jaw from clenching it so much.

Yet, no one was as annoying as you could be. And Hayato hated it cause whenever you weren’t pissing him off, you were a big asset for the tenth and there was nothing he loved more than to see his boss’s life made easy.

There was a moment when he had even thought you beautiful, a part of him wanting to stop being professional just once if it was with you. Of course, that lasted all of five seconds when you had decided he’d become your prime target.

He wasn’t known for his patience, not even a little so when you had pushed him too much once again, he snapped and within seconds you had him towering over you, caging you between the wall and himself.

“Just shut the fuck up for once”

He had expected you to throw your sarcasm at him, to punch him, he’ll even to spit at him but when he looked down, you looked so innocent: lip caught between your teeth and eyes blown wide in eagerness.

Throwing all caution to the wind, he cupped your cheeks, drawing you into a heated kiss and while your lips moved so did his hands, ripping your clothes off and touching every inch of your skin like he had dreamt of doing.

He was eager to get as far as possible until you remember you hated him, choosing to not waste any time by talking to you when he could explore everything about you. Something he immediately broke when his fingers swept through your folds, collecting way more juices than he had hoped.

“What a fucking slut you are,” he breathed, voice barely audible as he spoke to himself. His eyes flickered to yours and he smirked at what he saw, yanking your head back by your hair.

So maybe you did do it on purpose.

“Is that why you’ve been pissing me off for so long? You wanted my cock?” Accompanying his words, he thrusted his fingers inside you, pumping mercilessly and laughed when he could already feel your cunt clenching around him.

“Oh I’m gonna have fun with you but first,” he threw you around so your front was pressed into the wall and kicked your legs apart and slipped inside you before you knew what was happening, “you’re gonna pay for being such a slut”

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Dacryphilia (T. Y.)

Entry: Day 29 Takeshi Yamamoto x afab Reader All Characters depicted above the age of 18. Minors DNI

Takeshi never imagined himself to be the kinda man to hit a woman, much less the one he swore to love, no matter how consenting the situation.

But you had proposed it when he had been fucking you deep from behind. Well, you had begged him to. Voice choked and eyes glazed over. Whimpering and whining, hanging off the edge as if the hot contact of his palm to your ass was what you need to be cumming.

But you did. Oh how you did. As soon as he pushed down the nagging voice in his mind and gave you what you wanted, the knot inside you didn’t just break; it exploded, gushing down both of your thighs as you came with a scream.

From then on it was only downhill. The voice had long stopped bothering him, after months of assuring him that this was what you wanted.

And the discomfort had been replaced with amazement. No matter how hard he hit you, no matter what instrument he used, you never stopped, never could get enough.

The only thing you did was beg for another one and cry. Ugly, messy crying. All done by him.

Takeshi never imagined himself to be the kinda man that would hit you but he also didn’t imagine himself to be the kinda man that would get painfully hard at seeing your tear stained cheeks.