Local Trash Goblin

Bianca | 30 | she/her

[escuerzoresucitado]

Good morning

[thatsoup]

Oh shit I better hurry

[64mpg]

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

[flannelgirlfriend]

I love this post so much my friend put it on my 30th birthday cake

[fadedlovemp3]

[valtsv]

in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look

[valtsv]

behold. my ugly son.

[felix-the-creature]

Species accurate version

[grubbzygo0p]

wretched little creature

[beardedmrbean]

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Bigs My Eyes At You

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[youremysunshine8]

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[evilwizard]

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

[evilwizard]

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

[officerhaughtstuff]

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

[heterokatedison]

is it too early or can we start screaming now

[heterokatedison]

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

[jorolle]

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[beemovieerotica]

[gdbot]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[serps-up]

he must have some sort of condition

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[malwarechips]

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,