Cullen-Cannons

| twihard | Hale twin simp | shameless fluff | Leah and Bree deserved better |

[cullen-cannons]

🌲Welcome Everyone 🌲

ABOUT ME:

♐️ Sagittarius

🐾 Cat + Dog Person

🍎 Team Edward

I usually update my fics on Wattpad first, sometimes I forget to put them here and there is a bit of a time gap, so if you want to check if a story has been updated and it hasn’t been updated here, check my Wattpad account (knockyasocksoff2022).

ABOUT THE BLOG:

This is a side blog!

I follow/like from my main blog @justmorebtsffs which I hardly use anymore because I joined Tumblr when I was really into BTS.

CONTENT:

MASTERPOST

Twilight Things

Mainly Reblogs (sorry)

Drabbles

Headcanons

X Readers

STORY HIGHLIGHT:

Hunger Games AU

Divergent AU

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[dr3aming-drunk]

[eeve06]

Siblings fight — Rosalie and Jasper vs Alice and Emmett

Reference

[historicity-was-already-taken]

(Yoinked this from LinkedIn, genuinely interested in seeing how responses align with demographics) (so far it’s those of us over 35 being indignant but I wanna see how those fully plays out) (it’s cultural and technological history/memory, bruh)

18

[bellisima-writes]

I am an old bitch - 20/20.

[subtextsays]

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17-19

It's me, Nobody (20)

Remaining time: 3 days 23 hours

[pukicho]

I drank a shitload of honey last night and slept for 12 hours

[pukicho]

Stop calling me bear

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person

[hungry-hobbits]

hand crafted twilight memes be upon ye

[quill-and-feather]

❀˖° The Cullen Boys °˖❀

My ideas for their designs! I always envisioned a Carlisle with glasses (to make himself appear older), so I threw them on Edward, too, because he's always mimicking his dad.

Posting the girls tomorrow ღ

[valleyhowler]

There are hardly any female werewolves because they break all the classic rules of femininity. They force you to confront female violence, strength, size, grotesqueness and uncontrollability. Historically female shapeshifters always shift into something dangerous (snake) or sleek (cat) or dainty (bird) but female werewolves ignore the masculine gaze completely. They're distorted beasts that have no ulterior motive except to destroy. Nothing about them is nurturing or modest. They're the opposite of what a woman "should be." Their omission from pop culture is not an accident.

[gothhousehusband]

vampire boyfriend who thinks it’s cute when you bite him back

[bluebell-woods]

𝖏𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖗✨

[dykebeckett]

dramatically and violently turns into a werewolf and then continues doing the same thing I was doing before

[azure-aeon-soulstar]

New slice of life plot just dropped

[azure-aeon-soulstar]

That Time I got Reincarnated as a Werewolf

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[lagtim3]

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

[evilbeepthemeep]

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

[eroticcannibal]

The warm water of the ocean did what now

[quill-and-feather]

❀˖° “The Cavalry„ - 14hr 48 min

Based on my headcanon that during Jasper’s vampire army days, the massive amounts of vampires on the Mexican/American border were spoke in legend as “the cavalry”, while Jasper himself in the other Southern states was known more exclusively as “The Pale Horse” for his hunting practices, which would take place on horseback ღ

[str4wberrym4tcha00]

ALICE CULLEN | twilight

absolute diva

[abstractaesthetics]

[eeve06]

Boys had a “boys’s night”.

In reference to my other post

And bonus: