Cultist Fred's weirdspace

Posting random thoughts & memes

[cultistfred]

All I'll say by way of introduction is that I'm just a silly guy, trying my best to do the right thing and tell some good stories.

Also, everything on my blog will be tagged into at least one of these categories:

#original - My own posts

#funny - Or at least trying to be

#interesting

#cool art

#rambling - stuff I don't expect anyone else to read (to be honest that's my entire blog)

#sexy - Anything sexual/nsfw/18+/ whatever term you so choose that's not sex-ed. Originally made for my ace mutuals, by law, if you're a minor, you should block this tag.

#sensitive - I know it's vague. It's just a warning to brace yourself before looking at it, or avoid it if you're in a rough place. I'll tag things more specifically if it's something that some people just don't want to see. Usually stuff I tag like this I still think is worth everyone seeing.

Let me know if you want me to change anything, add other categories, whatever.

[sockth]

Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay

[slightly-awkward-sunshine]

My stepdad is so fucking funny sometimes

[bedupolker]

She should be at the club

Baby mouse had earplugs in the sketch and I straight up forgot to ink them pretend they're deep in there

Meanwhile not at the club:

[bowelfly]

I was so enamored by the party shrew this morning I had to doodle her in my lab notebook at work

[bucketofdeltav]

So my beta reader for the Big Fics is an astrophysicist, right. Who is currently also writing a hard sci-fi novel about the exploration of Phobos (more power to them, I cannot with the physics required for that, best I can do is soft sci-fi/fantasy and that reminds me I should finish that story).

Anyway I was bitching about how hard it is to come up with feasible planets in Star Wars because sometimes you need a new planet from scratch and sometimes you need to know more about a planet than the 'has jungles, is probably a moon technically' than Wookieepedia will give you, and they're like 'oh yeah I can do something about that'.

So they've written (in Matlab but they swear it will run as a .exe as well and I may be conscripted to embed it as a web tool at some point) a star system generator.

You input what you know about the planet (ecosystem, population, sun colour, does it have liquid water, does it have a moon or moons, is it a moon or moons, temperature averages, atmosphere, you get me) and it will give you the... everything else about the star system, in obedience to real-universe physics. And if you input nothing you get a randomly generated star system.

And I’m like oh I know people who will be into this with a vengeance, and they're not on Tumblr, so this is me seeing who exactly would be keen on, and I cannot stress this enough, a real-physics comprehensive star system generator.

It's still in the debugging phase (last error fixed: every planet wants to have a population of exactly 5000 regardless of other factors, turned out to be a missing equals sign somewhere), but I'm psyched for this and trying to gauge interest for how high a priority 'make this an accessible web tool' needs to be.

[star-system-generator]

Reblogging to drag this project over here, this is killing my notes on main so I'm giving it its own URL. Follow over here for updates on the star system generator and only the star system generator, and not on my Star Wars bullshit.

Will go through and tag interested parties when things calm down below 100 notes an hour.

[rambrandt-the-painter]

I keep thinking about harpies

[cuckoos-boots]

i feel like harpies are a great symbol for the queer female experience--being objectified as some kind of temptress while being demonized as a monstrous beast

but really, theyre beautiful creatures. And this is a beautiful illustration :^)

[rambrandt-the-painter]

I wasn't putting too much thought into the symbolism, but they are one of those monsters that are compelling to relate to.

[rambrandt-the-painter]

commission for val

[janmisali]

here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!

try to create a normal (bell curve) distribution

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Remaining time: 2 days 3 hours

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Now, one might look at these numbers and be lead to believe that half of all tumblr users don't read posts. However, in the replies to this post you will find over a hundred users who will happily clarify to you that actually the reason why they voted the way they did isn't cause they didn't read the post but actually because they didn't bother to look at the words in the post and process them as language, a technique commonly referred to as reading the post.

[sandersstudies]

Activist sister: I’m concerned about American free speech being threatened.

Little brother: What do you mean? We still have free speech. I can say penis balls right now.

[sandersstudies]

Help I’m hearing it in their voices now

[squeakitties]

Rubbermon (rubberpet?) Paintbrush by cytricacid, demonstrated with a Bori :3

[yuve2625]

Skeb commission

[squeakitties]

[keiitopop]

elbee i drew for practice! it took a while but i'm very happy with the end result!! @squeakitties

[wolfertinger666]

wlfboy(Silas)

(he/him) 🐺🏳️‍⚧️🌕

[wolfertinger666]

I put a lot of love into drawing transgender furries that make me happy! especially trans at furries that have my body and resemble me (⁠ᵔ⁠ᴥ⁠ᵔ⁠)

awuffff

[wolfertinger666]

another thing is that I was inspired by American werewolf in London + wlfgrl by machine girl for this drawing!!! I love wolves so much growing up

I hope y'all like him 🥺

[wolfertinger666]

Hitch the mouse!(he/him) and Hitomi the cat!(she/her)🐁🏳️‍⚧️🐈

[wolfertinger666]

I'm genuinely so proud of how far they came

these are their first ref sheets to most recent (today)

(HITCH FAT BEAM)

[wolfertinger666]

Hitch the mouse!(he/him) and Hitomi the cat!(she/her)🐁🏳️‍⚧️🐈

[vi-visected]

i told my dad the joke “dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder” and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.