accidentally made a wizard101 main blog

she/he - 20 - as the title says, if interested go to -> @thewizardpoliceareafterme

[rocketbirdie]

scared kid

[junkiechurch]

when someone tags a post of mine like ‘not yugioh’ ik it isn’t a criticism but it always makes me think like. damn maybe it should’ve been yugioh

[guuest-deactivated20140905]

“yugiohs kind of like pokemon” i know right my favorite part of pokemon was when an escaped convict broke into a restaurant and held a gun to misty’s head so ash tricked him into pouring vodka all over himself and then lit him on fire.

[vaervaf-deactivated20160101]

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

yugi: *draws a card*

me: it’s gunna be dar-

yugi: DARK MAGICIAN

me:

[fatswag-blog]

Lol fuck tarot… lame as homos think that shit is real. You make your own destiny and you cause your own situations.

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

tarot

[cooltori-minami]

*goes to get fortune read*

*fortune teller plays summoned skull in defense mode*

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

But this deadass happened in the show though

[dead-puppet-society]

[silver-tongues-blog]

wasnt the yugioh tarot reading right before they fought with ancient egyptian lazer beams?

[egotistical-boi-deactivated2019]

From what I remember yes it actually was

[silver-tongues-blog]

[kxotikat]

I’ll never get over the fact that Seto Kaiba’s status as a reincarnated Millenium item user makes him a LIGHTING ROD for supernatural/paranormal activity and he is HAVING NONE OF IT. And not only that, just seems completely UNINTERESTED by it, like it’s his math homework or something???

Like this dude has had literal psychic visions, is able to read a dead language without ever studying it, has met and spoken to a total of THREE ACTUAL GHOSTS, has experienced having his soul LITERALLY SEPARATED FROM HIS BODY on multiple occasions, but is still like:

“Nah, don’t care,”

[kaibacorpintern]

in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time

[kaibacorpintern]

yugioh isn't "good" i.e. its hardly a cowboy bebop or NGE or FLCL or mushishi but if anyone was like "it's bad" i'd be like be quiet. kaiba's about to summon obelisk out of the fucking ground

[kaibacorpintern]

be quiet. kaiba's about to summon obelisk out of the fucking ground.

[kujakumai]

i don't believe a yami bakura redemption is possible without de-zorking him first but if you were going to do it it'd be through his love of arts and crafts. if evil can only destroy then how did you make this lil handpainted cardboard castle. checkmate necrophades

[spudspudspud]

What the actual fuck does any of this mean.

[spudspudspud]

There aren't even tags it's just pure blorbo based nonsense

[kujakumai]

"Yami Bakura" (alt. "Dark Bakura," 闇（やみ）バクラ): a character in "Yu-Gi-Oh!" a manga by Kazuki Takahashi serialized between 1996 and 2004. An evil spirit bent on the destruction of the earth, formed by the melding of the soul of an ancient Egyptian teenager with part of the soul of the god of all evil and hatred.

"Zork" "Necrophades": The ultimate cosmic evil within the Yu-Gi-Oh mythos, a dark god derived from all of humanity's hatred.

"Redemption": In fandom, a conceptual arc in which an antagonist undergoes character development and stops being evil.

"De-zork" (colloquial): A hypothetical method by which the portion of Zork Necrophade's soul could be removed from Yami Bakura, allowing him to return to his original personality as an ordinary human.

"Arts and Crafts" "handpainted cardboard castle": A reference to the final arc of "Yu-Gi-Oh!" As part of his plot to destroy the word and kill all of humanity, Yami Bakura forces the protagonist to play a game modeled on tabletop roleplaying adventures, a fixation of Yami Bakura's since his introduction in the earliest volumes of the manga. As part of facilitating this game, he creates a custom physical playspace including a scale model of the setting and other props. Many fans read Yami Bakura's demonstrated obsession with tabletop roleplaying and the accompanying miniatures and other crafts as an indication that his original, pre-evil personality is still extant.

Hope this helps!

[goldmage]

do yugioh characters even need their cards to fight because really they can just stab each other with their hair

[badinfluencer-deactivated201708]

they absolutely need their cards to fight. 

[trailerparkhardcore]

this is the rawest thing ive ever seen

[demilypyro]

It's been a decade and a half since I watched yugioh, did kaiba know his rival was a ghost possessing a kid or was he just like that

[demilypyro]

He diagnosed yugi with DID and thought nothing further of it

[demilypyro]

[kujakumai]

I love Yugi and Atem but I think it’s really funny that like. the fact that Yugi is totally cool with everything is the only thing that keeps this situation from being a horror movie. it’s like two steps away from being terrifying at any given time but it’s not only and specifically because he never treats that way. He alone is keeping this whole thing planted in the correct genre. “Yeah there’s an ancient ghost in my brain who sometimes possesses my body and has so thoroughly absorbed my identity that he answers to my name and takes on my relationships, and yes he has killed like six people and psychologically tortured several more, but honestly I’m totally into it.” WELL, Yugi, if you’re fine with it then I guess we don’t have a problem. Zero issues with this situation that anyone should worry about. Did you hear that, guys? Drop the horror label and get out the ‘shonen adventure’ stickers, he says he’s into it. 

[kujakumai]

EXCUSE ME?

[planet--anime]

[tsunderrated]

me and the gang playing dnd

[surprisebitch]

me trying to sound intelligent when asked about math

[memeseverdie]

Let me guess, this is a hentai.

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

This is yu gi oh

[clannfearrunt]

A guy walked in wearing a kickass BEWD shirt and I told him that’s an awesome shirt and he goes “thanks! *smug voice* do you know what it’s from though?” Is Yugioh: Duel Monsters fucking niche enough to use that tone of voice on me? Is what is essentially the Pikachu of Yugioh: Duel Monsters a niche anime creature? Her name is written right there on your shirt also. Shall I name 5 other cards while I’m at it? Can you describe me 5 non-Duelmonsters shadow games from the OG?? I should have summoned Pillroach Credit Card. You have no idea just how much I know what your shirt is from.

[clannfearrunt]

I should start wearing The Ring to work so I could have just pulled it out of my shirt. It’s faster and less weird than pulling out my credit card from my fanny pack

[clannfearrunt]

The first night I worked with one of my old coworkers I saw his Dark Magician credit card and excitedly went “Yoo I love your Mahad card” as if I’m on fucking first name basis with some of these Duelmonsters. I should have told Shirt Guy yeah I fucking know Kisara, from Egypt. Top ten white women of all anime. Or whatever.

[kingworm]

[yamqguchi]

im at a nice restaurant and in the bathroom they have a framed yugioh picture

[deathgripsforcutie]

tarot card reader: *pulls out a deck of pokemon cards* lets see… mr. mime here says you may be facing financial difficulties real soon

me: what is this

tarot card reader: just a joke to lighten the mood. *pulls out a deck of yugioh cards* now lets get started