[catchymemes]

[monoglycerides-deactivated20181]

pizza loading…

[catchymemes]

Credit: UNILAD

[pathesis]

Me watching the ice split

[yousaytheydontcare-blog]

[cunyfirst]

scandalous

[the-gingerdancer]

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

[unescapable]

doctor: sir, i'm sorry. the results are in and i'm afraid you have updog

patient: wh- what's updog

doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital's intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT

[princesconsuela]

[zodiac-rave]

[hauntedmushroom]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[1dietcokeinacan]

He’s so flappy…….this made me cry

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[mindlessly-reblogging-life]

I will never not reblog this 😂

[officialunitedstates]

the doorbell rings.  you go to answer it.  on the other side of the door is a tiny mouse.  she says “let me in.”  you let her in.  she becomes your best friend.  good job

[mentaygalletas]

What

[officialunitedstates]

good job

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

Voice from Bird Box: “I got a 10 inch dick”

me:

[teathattast]

🦊🍞

[itguidesandnews]

[grunkleguts]

*Logs back onto Tumblr*

[dogdude420-deactivated20140914]

[stimman3000]

https://instagram.com/p/BjNePqtgSFS/

[biff-donderglutes]

FUCK OFF IT’S JUST WOODWORKING AT THIS POINT

[zevbutt]

Catch me lounging in my boudoir in a flowey lace dress eating my fucking gramophone

[alexander]

Willy wonka is fucking shook

[gifbro]

[ghostdaddotcx]

Today I learned German Shepherds are a lie made up by lazy people who own filthy dogs

[angryinkeddrunk]

IM SCREAMING LOL