there'd better be a mirrorball for me

[cunttime]

*me, flirting* so which songs are you going to permanently associate with me?

[zephyraes]

STIM - FRUTIGER AERO ROOM

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[ashstfu]

i feel totally normal about this and the scope of my desire is completely average

[patchyknees]

[zegalba]

[macrolit]

[gentle-cottage]

[qoa]

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[maviyenot]

[glowcowboy]

might fuck around and save my own life one day at a time

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[tastylemonbread]

when humans first discovered jacking off theu probably had to put things on hold for a while, like maybe there was a week where nothing got done. people probably died

[weird-coby-core]

March 22, 2026

[probuccalfat]

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

[probuccalfat]

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

[xanaxfarts]

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[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[ecstaticadventures]

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs