james bond's octopussy egg

N | adult, any pronouns | mostly iwtv and silly games | terfs and bigots will not be tolerated

[vaporsnake]

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

[vaporsnake]

would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer

[televisionenjoyer]

Something I absolutely love is not caving into the pressure of "you HAVE to watch popular gay show the writing is actually competent and they won't ruin it this time" and being like "hmmm I don't know... I watched popular gay show before and it turned bad..." only to much later get your door knocked on and it's your mutuals crestfallen and you get to be like "let me guess. it turned bad."

[televisionenjoyer]

The energy on the dash... Let me guess

[ozempicofficial]

[canticleofbenedictions]

[starredforlife]

okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!

[aragima]

is it just me or did the second question have anybody else like

[truefangirlheart]

[lady-viccy]

lmao the whiplash

also giant sea monster

[jominusjo]

Uh.. Mummy?

That’s honestly a new one for me

[void-things]

I got vampire, which tracks because I’ve never been beating the allegations of wanting to be a blood doll.

[theoldcrane]

[random-brushstrokes]

Otto Schoff - Siesta (1920s)

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

Bad

who’s out here sending minimalist anon hate

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[kittyoperas]

no rest for the wicked.

[torstherapy]

[cuntvonkindergarten]

god I HATE the city where I live now. it's humongous and noisy and aggressive to pedestrians and good food is impossible to find (farm markets require 40min car drive, restaurants are overpriced, pretentious and food is so fucking plain at best). and there's also horrors

[liarsblade]

Look I lost my rights to pretension a very long time ago but dawg what is this

[hupperts]

[bluebeetletedkord]

[lastnightspants]

[saint-batrick]

that photo is one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong vizier, advising his sultan

[homoquartz]

if you spoke to lestat or louis about your pain, they would say, "your pain? what about MY pain?" but if you spoke about your pain to armand he would say "let me lobotomize you and you will never feel pain again." he has a solution-based mindset and we could all learn from him.

[userfish]

[thatlavendergremlin]

Galaxies are yurinating...

[spotforme]

don't say it like that